#rise reader insert

(Name): Actually I believe he died of natural causes.

Leo, checking the body: knife to the neck.

Mikey: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

(Name): There is nothing more natural then dying from a knife to the neck.

Donnie,nodding: What would be unnatural is if he survived.

(Name):See Donnie gets it.

Why? Because home boy finished chapter 2 of my unnamed Leo fanfic and now I can get started on chapter 12 of Like Oil and Water. I’m on a roll today! 

(Name) to Leo: "oh I just found you the sky was blue"

Leo:"..."

(Name):" Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars? "

Leo:"I would get the same amount if that offer was extended to me"

Mikey:" Raph can you carry them to Dr Delicate touch's office, they need to have another chat about self love"

Donnie:"and that's why I keep all my self loathing internal"

Yan Donnie: "for me personally its probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. And I feel your being rather cruel because I am trying very hard to be kind here"

The others brothers, nod in agreement

(Name):"..."

Yan leo: "I don’t know how you keep forgetting that we would do anything for you."

Yan Raph:" it's honestly the best option to keep you safe."

Mikey: "Mario Kart."

Leo: "Yeah, video games."

(Name): "Emotional vulnerability."

Donnie:" Now we all know that's not true"

Donnie: Points at Mikey and Leo

Donnie:"You have never beaten moi at video games"

Leo:"...are we just ignoring (Name's) comment"

(Name) laying face down on the floor: "Dont want it, give it to Nate"

(Name): "because people don't like you?"