#riptide 118

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Like actually huge spoiler

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Jay’s grandma revealing that she knows everything sent chills down my spine in the same way that President Snow telling Katniss “don’t you think I know your friends are in the tribute center?”

I love these merch plugs so much they’re so funny Charlie please get away from him

DINOSAUR PIRATES?? I need dino pirates.

Caspian: “these are the locked in pirates”

John: “JAYYYYYYYYY”

Jay: “I wasn’t ready for this energy actually”

John stop kidnapping random small beings onto your ship this is twice now (they have a literal MOLE on their ship I’m going to die)

Jay: “it looks malnourished still”

John: “yeah I’ve just been feeding it dirt :DD”

Jay: “John…..”

Caspian: “I’ll be Lieutenant bubblewand and you’ll be..Sargent rosepetal.”

Lizzie: “yeah whatever fuck it.”

Jay: “are they super locked out?”

Lizzie: “no they’re locked in but that’s not the point”

Jay: “have you seen the south sea academy?”

Captain Monsoon: “the one you came from-?”

Jay: “YEAH IT SUCKS.”

God I love Faye Ferin’s whole vibe, her having this terrifying presence and being this huge force while also having her “domestic” moments. I’m terrified of this woman I do not trust this joy

The inclusion of “what do they know, what do you know.” Grizzly I love how you play these characters

Jay: “we stumbled upon a hole in the sea, and I pushed…the scrawny one in”

Grizzly: “PFF-“ OH JAY AND CHIP I LOVE YOU

Jay’s bugged huh?

I FUCKING KNEW IT OH GOD THIS IS SO BAD??? 🫩🫩

Oh. Oh that means Ava was bugged too, that means grandmama has always been listening. OH GOD IS THE ONE GILLION HAS BUGGED???

Faye: “Sorry about that I just got a call from your father”

Condi: 🫣🫣🫣

Jay’s dad asking for time off??? Grandmama being upset about this

Oh Faye Ferin you might be my new favorite character in the sense that you are just so cool and so evil

Faye: “I don’t know what you said to your father to get him to start thinking for himself, but it’s a little blip that I don’t want to deal with”

Faye: “How about a promotion Jay?” CHILLS

Jay: “I still agree with you, that family is one of the most important things in life, but sometimes, you have to recognize when your family is doing something you think is wrong.”

Faye: “is it so wrong to want to save the world Jay?” OHHHH I LOVE YOU FAYE FERIN. YOURE SUCH AN AWFUL PERSON.

Jay: “they say you can’t choose your family, and I always thought I got so so lucky. But, for gods sake, I’m a pirate. Why do I have to follow those rules? and I HAVE chosen my family”

I love a character who is super religious in all the worst ways

Grizzly: “a 3 + 11”

Condi: “really??”

Grizzly: “yeah.”

Condi: “Jesus”

Faye: “is this really where you want to die, do you want to find your sister THAT BAD?” INSANE LINE

Grizzly: “so your grandmother is trying to kill you”

Condi: “I should run the FUCK away correct?”

Grizzly: “I think that would be a smart decision”

NINTH LEVEL?????? NINE?? LIKE LVL NINE SPELLS??? METEOR SWARM??????????? NINTH LEVEL METEOR SWARM???? 40 D6???? GRIZZLY WHAT THE FUCK???

143 points of damage Grizzly what the FUCK. THAT IS ABSURD

Grizzly: “hey don’t forget about the corrupted deck of many things”

Condi:”…🫩”

Lizzie please stop dying Chip is finally on his getting better arc

Jay: “Lizzie, Lizzie EVERYTHING has gone wrong”

Lizzie: “what happened??”

Jay: “Grandma launched meteors”

Lizzie: “Who the fuck- When could she fucking do that????”

Jay: “do you wanna know?? It’s bad, it’s really bad, everything’s bad, everything sucks. I should just die, I think I should die.”

Jay: “someone in my head told me to throw myself into the water”