#rip you

Remember when I said he’s the cool dad for the schoolkid!reader hc? Yeah no, over the years you found his personality to be quite embarrassing because he aims to embarrass shit out of you for fun

still calls you by your childhood nicknames, he thinks they’re cute and funny but Gojo, please.

Don’t talk to him about it though, the man will come up with worse nicknames

may be the embarrassing dad but he really really really treasures you to the point he kept all the drawings you gave him when you were little (Gojo with a mustache, Gojo fighting a curse, various drawings of you two + Megumi)

fingerguns you regularly because it’s ~edgy~

you regularly facepalm

You relate more to Nanami now and have grown exponentially closer to him, which makes Gojo sulk once he finds out

“You like Nanami-chan more than Dada now? :’(((”

“Dad, the last time I called you Dada was when I was 6 or something-”

Nanami will never hear the end of this. Somebody help this man and salvate him from the everlasting migraine that is Gojo Satoru.

Gojo may be embarrassing but by no means does that define his parenting skills - those have improved by so much over the years, although he will always stay the dork he is

Some things never change: he still asks how your day went and listens to you rambling

It really is one of his comfort activities because it grants him a little bit of tranquility

for non jujutsu sorcerer readers:

when you graduate from high school, he’ll turn up to the graduation party in more formal wear and shit, some people think he’s actually one of the graduating students and he plays along

is so proud of you though; will definitely reward you with a fancy ass dinner or something

is over the moon when you start college

You may not be a jujutsu sorcerer but Gojo still insisted teaching you some techniques for self-defense

He foresaw that curse users and curses alike would come after you - so the training came in handy at times

I said you were a prodigy in your earlier years but haha, we all know too well that flies out of the window as you grow up, so being a college student = despair

Gojo tries being a good dad and support you as best as he can

but mans never went to college and never had to study much since his brain is a galaxy brain, so he doesn’t understand much of the struggle

You become Y/N “college is shit” Gojo - Nanami is proud of you for saying that

for readers that chose to attend Jujutsu Tech & become jujutsu sorcerers after graduation:

tough love, man

Your teacher in Jujutsu Tech is actually Kusakabe but since you are Gojo’s kid (he calls you his “responsibility” when he justifies this), you basically have two teachers: one at school (Kusakabe) and one who nags at you at home (Gojo)

Meaning: besides the stuff you learn at school, including general education, you’re put through tough Jujutsu training by Gojo at home

He says he wants you to be the best as he is but secretly, he panics at the very thought of anybody coming after you just because you carry the last name “Gojo”

Gojo whisks you away whenever, wherever (he does whatever he wants to); takes you on some tough missions with him

Training sessions with Gojo? Episode 23 of Jujutsu Kaisen season 1, at 8:11

That’s you almost daily tbh, he does NOT go easy on you, EVER... but he does hold back or else you’d just end up at Shoko’s just like Megumi when Gojo flicked his head

GTG (Great Teacher Gojo) strikes again: his almost relentless training is rewarded

You have been promoted to Grade 1 by the time you reach the second year. Congratulations, break a neck or something?