#riordanverse textposts

happy birthday to the girl attacked luke with a hammer and stabbed a cyclops in the foot at 7, who volunteered for a (killer) quest at 12, survived the siren’s song and outsmarted Polyphemus at 13, held up the sky at 14, told the sphinx her riddles weren’t fair even though she got them right at 15, lept in front of a knife and devised strategies to defeat Kronos at 16, and took down Aracne alone at 17. happy birthday wise girl. 

*Leo in prison* Leo : Shit I lost my keys, can I borrow yours? Prison guard : No.

so the Solangelo book is gonna be a quest to rescue Bob right….. how are they gonna do that. As far as I remember, they would still need someone to stay behind, like how Bob did last time….. so um?? how are they gonna do this??? I swear if Nico sacrifices himself I WILL riot.

Friendly reminder that Nico was the only one who was nice to Bob when he was a janitor in the underworld

Will: Did you know that when you break a bone it will typically heal to be stronger than it was before? Nico: So I should break every bone in my body over and over until the Gods are at my mercy? Will: Or you could be normal for once.

Nico: *annoying Will while Will’s working in the infirmary* Will:  One more word out of you and I'll use this scalpel in ways you can only dream of. Nico: Kinky