Emerald: I don't suppose we could get some DECENT pasta around here...
Mercury: Em, don't...
Emerald: This shit ain't al dente, Merc! You even understand what al dente even means?!
Mercury: Yeah, I do, and I don't fucking care.
Emerald: WHAT?!
Emerald: ALSO, WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE IN VALE USE SPOONS TO EAT SPAGHETTI?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
Mercury: Uh... Don't mind her. The food's great!
Jaune: (Waiting tables) Thank you, but I don't give a shit. Just pay up.
Emerald: (Scoops up Mercury) Alright, Merc, let's get to our room.
Mercury: (Hears whispers and murmurs) Grr... I'M PARAPLEGIC.
Customer: Oh! Nevermind then!












