#riddleface

An absolute classic indeed!

Harvey is the little spoon actually. Mainly because Eddie’s arms and legs latch onto anything at night and Harvey’s the victim.

Both of them really enjoy dancing. If they’re in the mood, they’ll put on some songs and dance together.

Edward uses all the hot water. Harvey will get into his bath and it’ll be freezing, so Eddie’s gotta get in there with him to warm him up.

These fuckers argue over the best type of cookies. For real. Mention that either Chips Ahoy or Oreos are better and they’ll start fighting.

Harvey does all the cleaning because he is a housewife and Eddie has every excuse available to not clean. Sometimes Harvey tricks him into cleaning though.

Eddie controls the streaming services they have, so Harvey wakes up everyday to “Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!”. Either that or whatever shitty romcom drama he puts on.

Hah, you think Eddie can make phone calls without blowing things up? Nah, Harvey’s making the call. He needs warmth to survive.

Edward is a blanket whore. He’s a cold little guy and needs all the blankies. Sorry, Harv.

Hmm I wonder who’s leaving all these green riddles on the floor. Sure do wonder. Looks like Harvey should probably ask around.

Harvey’s getting the milk because he’s the only one doing all the chores here. Also, his father never got the milk, so he needs to.

Both of them remember because neither are capable of forgetting that. If they did, they’d hate themself for it.

Harvey cooks because he is a malewife again, and because Eddie can’t cook without it turning green.

They don’t fight too much, neither of them like yelling. Sometimes they snap at each other, though.

Harvey will probably like rob a bank or something while Eddie prepares new riddles and ideas to talk about with Harvey. They can survive without each other, but they’ll just be really sad.

Obviously there’s Eddie and Harv, but they call each other dear, darling, sweet cheeks (Harvey has the cheeks), stuff like that.

Harvey’s the sugar daddy, of course he’s paying for dinner. Gotta treat his princess right.

Edward. One hundred percent Edward. Not even a close debate.

Whenever it comes to gifts, Harvey gets Edward those silly riddle books and puzzles, and Eddie gets Harvey sweaters and jackets and more silver dollars.

Edward kissed first, when their first heist succeeded. He dragged down Harvey to his level and kissed him.

Despite Edward kissing first, Harvey proposed the dinners and activities. He’s much more of a planner than anything else.

Edward has the better mind, he can remember things to a scary degree. He’ll remember everything Harvey can’t. Even Harvey’s own birthday.

Once again, Edward started the relationship since he just waltzed into Harvey’s lair and immediately they just got along after a coin toss and they became a match made in hell.

Lmao Harvey cusses more, but Edward drops more fuck words then Harvey does.

If Harvey was hurt, Eddie would fuss over him as much as possible, always ready with whatever he needs to help him. If Eddie got hurt, Harvey would do the same thing, just having to bear more of Eddie’s dramatics and does all his work for him.

Riddler: He answered my riddle, he gets to live!

Two-Face: But the coin says he has to die!

Riddler: How about a compromise?

Two-Face: He can't be half dead and half alive!