#dentverse

Hehe get ready because none of them eat healthy. Neither do I! Just know that every one of them eats Oreos.

BTAS - Actually a vegan! Meat and dairy isn’t his thing, but he’ll still have some Oreos. As a little cheat. He makes the food in the household, mainly some quinoa and rice with veggies, which is why all the Harveys get takeout instead.

Nolanverse - He’s like the guy who’s like “I only eat the finest of cuisine” but then you catch him eating McDonalds in secret. Idiot, we can see you scarfing down that Whopper, it’s ok that you like burgers. Just eat.

Billy Dee Williams - Chewy, sweet things. He loves Sweet Tart Ropes especially, he’ll suck out the inside and then eat the outside. Or he eats both at the same time. No real in between.

Arkham - Hah, you think he eats? Nah man, this guy just downs a bottle of beer and says he’s fine for the rest of the day. You later find him having intense IBS problems. Dummy.

TMNT - Cat food, but only the bad kind. The kind that stinks up the whole house. The greedy fucker gets into everyone’s favorite foods and eats them too. Dumbass.

Eagleverse - He survives only on Oreos, pancakes and waffles, and whatever liquor Oswald brings him. He’s not allowed in the kitchen where he said he’d make a cake for everyone and then just bought a cake from Ralphs and shoved Oreos into it.

Gotham - Anything that could be either sweet or sour. No in between. Mainly like Sour Patch Kids or Warheads. BDW gets him whatever he wants, especially if it’s peanut butter and chocolate together. They both love those.

Forever - ass and boypussy He’s gonna eat whatever he sees, even if it’s inedible. If he wants something to eat, feed him whatever, even shoelaces.

(I forgot to draw my freckles, so if people draw me, ADD THEM.)

Main account: @eagledrawsandvibes

My Harvey’s account: @harvey-dent-real

An absolute classic indeed!

Harvey is the little spoon actually. Mainly because Eddie’s arms and legs latch onto anything at night and Harvey’s the victim.

Both of them really enjoy dancing. If they’re in the mood, they’ll put on some songs and dance together.

Edward uses all the hot water. Harvey will get into his bath and it’ll be freezing, so Eddie’s gotta get in there with him to warm him up.

These fuckers argue over the best type of cookies. For real. Mention that either Chips Ahoy or Oreos are better and they’ll start fighting.

Harvey does all the cleaning because he is a housewife and Eddie has every excuse available to not clean. Sometimes Harvey tricks him into cleaning though.

Eddie controls the streaming services they have, so Harvey wakes up everyday to “Are you ready kids? AYE AYE CAPTAIN!”. Either that or whatever shitty romcom drama he puts on.

Hah, you think Eddie can make phone calls without blowing things up? Nah, Harvey’s making the call. He needs warmth to survive.

Edward is a blanket whore. He’s a cold little guy and needs all the blankies. Sorry, Harv.

Hmm I wonder who’s leaving all these green riddles on the floor. Sure do wonder. Looks like Harvey should probably ask around.

Harvey’s getting the milk because he’s the only one doing all the chores here. Also, his father never got the milk, so he needs to.

Both of them remember because neither are capable of forgetting that. If they did, they’d hate themself for it.

Harvey cooks because he is a malewife again, and because Eddie can’t cook without it turning green.

They don’t fight too much, neither of them like yelling. Sometimes they snap at each other, though.

Harvey will probably like rob a bank or something while Eddie prepares new riddles and ideas to talk about with Harvey. They can survive without each other, but they’ll just be really sad.

Obviously there’s Eddie and Harv, but they call each other dear, darling, sweet cheeks (Harvey has the cheeks), stuff like that.

Harvey’s the sugar daddy, of course he’s paying for dinner. Gotta treat his princess right.

Edward. One hundred percent Edward. Not even a close debate.

Whenever it comes to gifts, Harvey gets Edward those silly riddle books and puzzles, and Eddie gets Harvey sweaters and jackets and more silver dollars.

Edward kissed first, when their first heist succeeded. He dragged down Harvey to his level and kissed him.

Despite Edward kissing first, Harvey proposed the dinners and activities. He’s much more of a planner than anything else.

Edward has the better mind, he can remember things to a scary degree. He’ll remember everything Harvey can’t. Even Harvey’s own birthday.

Once again, Edward started the relationship since he just waltzed into Harvey’s lair and immediately they just got along after a coin toss and they became a match made in hell.

Lmao Harvey cusses more, but Edward drops more fuck words then Harvey does.

If Harvey was hurt, Eddie would fuss over him as much as possible, always ready with whatever he needs to help him. If Eddie got hurt, Harvey would do the same thing, just having to bear more of Eddie’s dramatics and does all his work for him.

Gonna do this in the form of a drabble! This is for the Twoguin shippers out there for version uhhh we’ll go with BTAS hehe.

“No. Not again, not again. I can’t be here, let me go, leave me alo—”

Something grabs onto Harvey and drags him down. He tries to pull away and escape, trying so hard, but the ground beneath him turns to red liquid.

He can’t see. He can’t breathe. He’s trying to fight and—

“Harvey!”

Hands were on his arms again, but this time it’s the unmistakable flippers of Oswald. Harvey’s eyes shoot wide up and he begins looking around wildly.

“Where are we? Who’s there?! Who…”

Slowly he comes back to his senses. He takes in his surroundings, on Oswald’s round purple bed, lit slightly by the moonlight. And of course, Oswald holding onto him gently, sitting him up.

“Goodness gracious, dear friend. Your slumber was not well, I suppose?”

Harvey’s breathing slows, taking in some gulps. “God damnit. It’s the same stupid dream again.” He takes a pillow and puts it on his lap, leaning down on it.

Oswald pauses, then rubs Harvey’s back, feeling his scars. “Your dreams are not stupid, old friend.”

He lets out a small huff.

A small hum’s heard from Oswald. He puts Harvey back up and has him lean against him. One hand on his hip, the other behind his head, carding through Harvey’s black and white hair.

“I know you don’t feel well, dear. You don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to.”

The feeling of Oswald’s hands helps Harvey feel a little better. A little.

“Mm. Just stay close.”

He chuckles. “Ah, how could I not, my fine dearest? You’re the world to me. Both of you.”

Harvey shifts his head down to lay on Oswald’s soft stomach, letting him brush through his hair and rub his back. The touch and feel relaxes him more, and even makes him feel cleaner.

“This good, sweetheart?”

Of course, Harvey nods. He feels fluffier than before, not sure how it works but enjoys the feeling. The pets and rubs help the feelings of that horrid dream fade away.

“…Thank you, Cobblepot.”

HELL YEAH TWOGUIN!!!!! This is just a general one lmao :))

Harvey is little spoon. He likes to be held and Oswald likes holding him.

Their favorite activity is drinking together and teasing each other. There’s also a silly thing Oswald does where if Harvey’s not watching himself, he’ll come up behind him and give him a little smack to the tush. Bending over in the house is dangerous if you’re Harvey.

Harvey uses all the hot water this time, but Oswald actually likes cold showers and baths. Y’know. Because he’s a penguin.

If Harvey gets a single bird fact wrong, Oswald will immediately jump on his case. Birds are a must-know, Harv!

Harvey does the cleaning because he is a housewife who listens to Oswald’s beck and call.

Oswald controls the streaming services. At least he can decide on a show without a coin toss.

Oswald literally owns the place, of course he’ll make the calls. Harvey will just be the one to tell him.

It’s not stealing, rather Oswald dumping them on Harvey. And then diving into them. With him in there.

Oswald has papers all over the place to the point where if Harvey’s not looking, he’ll slip and slide on them and go WHAM into the wall.

Harvey gets the milk, but he doesn’t need to when his sugar daddy Oswald can get him all the milk he would ever want and more.

Oswald remembers the anniversaries. Harvey remembers some, but they mainly rely on Oswald and their calendars to help him.

Harvey cooks again because he is a housewife, but Oswald is still crazy rich, so they can hire a cook if they need to.

They actually don’t fight often! Oswald has Harvey wrapped around his finger, and they’re too busy cuddling and being embarrassing to really fight.

Harvey will just tidy up the house and sleep if he has to stay home, or he’ll just go out and get Oswald some gifts. Meanwhile Oswald continues his job and sometimes calls Harvey when he has the time.

Harvey, along with the general nickname of Harv, called things like “sweetheart”, “sunshine”, “dearie”, “princess”, “pretty boy”, things like that, by Oswald. Oswald gets called Ozzie sometimes, but there’s also “sweet little songbird”, “dove”, “darling”, “sir”, that type of stuff.

Oswald pays for dinner because he’s loaded. He’ll pay for anything his sugar baby needs, including dinners.

Oswald steals the covers, but sometimes he doesn’t need to because he’s got big ol’ Harvey to warm him up.

For gift giving, Oswald gets Harvey chokers (with leads, don’t question it), special suits and dresses, jewelry, a specially minted coin, he would give Harvey the moon if he could. Harvey’s gotten him a niche flavor of Oreos, a cat he adopted, and a special coin for Oswald.

Go read A Night To Remember to find out who gave the first kiss.

Oswald very much made the first move. If it weren’t clear from the first time Harvey had to be his lawyer pre-accident and when he stood up to give his arguments, Oswald smacked his ass right there in court. Daring idiot.

Once again, Oswald is the one to remember. He has to send Harvey some voice clips of what he needs to do and hopes that he remembers.

Harvey actually started the relationship! He was the one who grew even closer and became a very dear ally, and when they realized they were into each other, he went for it!

Harvey. No contest. Oswald has to squirt him with water when he doesn’t mind his mouth.

If Oswald got hurt, Harvey would try to fuss over him as much as possible with Oswald refusing any care because he believes he’s too strong and tough to need care. Once Harvey gets hurt, though, Oswald is all over him and makes sure he’s never uncomfortable. Sillies.

Well, he definitely appreciates the affection. He’s the shyest out of all of them, lmao