#richemy

DO YOU SHIP IT?

SPICYBIS / RICHJER (RICH GORANSKI X JEREMY HEERE)

Main Character Ships

Third Act(Christine x Jeremy x Rich)

Richemy

Stage Dorks(Christine x Jeremy)

Pins n Patches(Michael x Jake)

Hangin' Headphones(Michael x Chloe)

Iced Tea(Jenna x Brooke)

Expensive Headphones(Michael x Rich)

Deere

Slushpuppies(Michael x Brooke)

Puppy Love(Jeremy x Brooke)

Playride(Christine x Brooke)

Game Theory(Jenna x Jeremy, although I like this one a bit more as QPR than romantic-)

Hot Pants(Mr. Heere x Mr. Reyes)

Apocalypse Play(Michael x Christine)

Expensive Skates(Michael x Rich x Jeremy)

Meremine(Michael x Jeremy x Christine)

The Squip x Jeremy's Macbook Pro Hard drive(this one is a joke and I blame a friend for it)

Squip x Squip ships. I like... Literally all of them. Although Rich's

Background character ship time

Kropp Tops(Rich x Dustin)

Jake x Dustin(does this have an official name?)

Janice x Rashidra x Talia(Aka the three bg girls played by the guys during The Smartphone Hour)

Karl x Troy

Michael's moms aren't even an option anymore I like have to because they're canon.

Rich and Jeremy dancing together and Christine doing whatever that is behind them

this will sound extremely weird if you havent seen mamd also i wrote this last year while running on 2 hours of sleep so im just saying to not expect it to be good

• so basically jeremy is joey and michael is dick

• jeremy is chaotic horny™ and he has a big crush on christine

• michael is pretty much jeremy's penis

• rich is jeremy's mean neighbor

• he comes to pick up jeremy every morning and he constantly makes fun of him

• jake is rich's dick

• they get all the girls

• christine is vanessa and brooke is tiffany

• brooke is also chaotic horny™ and her miss cooter is chloe

• christine on the other hand is very unexperienced when it comes to anything sexual

• brooke encourages her to let herself live

• she knows jeremy has a crush on her (every one does at this point michael is not very subtle about it)

• she somehow convinces christine to pursue jeremy

• christine ends up asking jeremy to work with her on a group project and they agree to meet after school

• jeremy goes apeshit

• he hides in the bathroom for obvious reasons

• but guess who's also there fellas

• ya guessed it, it's rich

• incidents ensue and jake and michael end up meeting

• michael is like "oh no he's hot"

• jake also has the big gay™

• jeremy runs away and jake and rich are left alone in the bathroom

• rich realizes he has a repressed crush on jeremy

• that pretty much explains all the teasing

• basically rich has a crisis

• school quickly ends and jeremy has to meet up with christine

• the boy is on the verge of collapsing

• anyway shit escalades quickly and its awkward af

• oh and by the way christine's miss cooter is jenna

• michael does not know what to do

• and on top of that he can't stop thinking about jake

• christine realizes she's asexual during this entire mess and pretty much runs away

• jeremy loses his fucking shit lmao

• he ends up blaming michael for what happened

• michael gets hurt and runs away

• he ends up finding the squips

• (Socially Questionable Union of Incapacitated Penises)

• they're all basically dicks who got separated from their owners in one way or another

• michael joins them

• meanwhile jeremy's heart, mr. heere takes over

• he tries to fix the situation by giving jeremy a bunch of ideas

• "you gotta buy her a rose, compliment her on her clothes"

• jeremy ends up buying christine flowers and also tickets to venice

• he runs after her and asks her to run away with him while reciting her love poems

• she tells him she can't, apologizes and runs away again

• jeremy hides in the choir room to cry

• rich hears him crying from the hallway and immediately recognizes him

• he joins jeremy in the choir room and tells him about his romantic failures to cheer him up

• they talk a lot and get to know each other better

• jeremy doesnt hate rich as much as he did before

• to be honest he quite likes this new side of him

• rich on the other hand is having big gay panic™

• he ends up accidentally confessing to jeremy

• jeremy's mind goes blank because holy shit i never considered that option and now that i think of it he's kinda hot what do i do wha-

• basically they end up making out lmao

• jeremy remembers he doesnt have michael anymore and just straight up runs away mid-makeout session

• rich has a mental breakdown lmao

• because good job richard you made him hate you even more than he did before congratulations dumbass-

• jake's penis senses are tingling

• he knows something is up and jeremy would never pass up an opportunity to be horny

• he secretly leaves rich and meets up with chloe (brooke and rich dated before so jake and chloe know each other)

• chloe tells him about what happened with jenna this morning

• they team up to try and get michael back

• meanwhile michael is with the S.Q.U.I.Ps

• their leader hears about his story

• he keeps telling michael that he shouldnt go back to jeremy

• jeremy goes out looking for michael

• he finds the squips and asks them about michael

• but the squips are taking none of his shit and attack him

• thats when the leader of the squips comes in

• he's like jeremy sweetie im the best dick you could ever have why would you pick michael

• he doesnt let jeremy find michael again and he tries to forcefully take his place

• chloe and jake come to save the day

• but there are just too much lost dicks

• and thats when michael makes an entrance

• he manages to help them run away and joins jeremy again

• jeremy tells rich what happened and he just loses his shit

• are you telling me your dick detached itself from your body and joined a group of lost penises ????

• anyway they end up being chaotic horny™ together

• christine tells brooke she's asexual and brooke apologizes for encouraging her to do something she didnt want to do