CEO of Defending Ford Pines

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im killing the person who was very loudly shooting off fireworks this morning at 3am or so and woke ky wife and i up and just kept going. with HAMMERS. fuck that guy

There were fireworks here and it was scaring my new puppy and I was pissed cause they were still going off when I was trying to sleep. Luckily today on the 4th it's raining from 1pm onwards for the rest of the night (at least according to the weather app now) so maybe the genocidal cunts in my village will literally have it rain on their parade

"Disabled people can do everything abled people can!1!1!!" I'm gonna have to ask you what you think disabled means

it's kind of a shame that the 10-year long "urobuchi said in an interview that madoka was actually about how young girls are literally terrorists who will be destroyed for their hubris" -> "he really did not say that" telephone game has largely buried any retrospective appreciation of how kind of funny it was that urobuchi did just start rapid-firing his thoughts on american imperialism and its relationship to the motivations behind acts of terrorism and nuclear energy and the y2k panic, which is admittedly all ultimately in service of expressing some pretty normal ideas, while the interviewer barely manages to keep the entire thing on-topic.

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry