Original Sins of Titans (2018), Issue #1
I'm rewriting Titans because I love it. That's the whole reason. But if you're going to fix something, you have to see what's broken first.
Basically, Titans gets progressively worse each time you rewatch it. The first time, all you see are actors' face cards and cool music. As you go for round two, you see mistakes. But as you rewatch it yet again, you notice choices. Real writers, actual human beings, sat in a room, pitched these ideas, nodded, and later filmed them. And if mistakes can be forgiven⊠Choices? Choices are a whole other story.
I'm not here to dunk on Titans. I love it. I just wish it was done better. And if something's not written right, it's not written rightâthat doesn't mean you can't love it.
I love it enough to rewrite it. That's the whole project. Here's masterlist if you're interested
âž»âNo Clear Themeââž»
A strong theme is the spine of any story. Titans had scoliosis.Â
Some projects earn themselves a reputation as the f-boys of storytelling. Titans is an honorary member of their frat party. It flirted with many ideas but never committed to any of them. There was found family because of the whole âDick Grayson collects straysâ route. Responsibility with Rachel not being able to ignore Trigonâs presence. Legacy with the infamous âF-bomb Batmanâ line. And more topics that were thrown in because they were stylish, not because they served a certain purpose.Â
Look, the story doesnât have to be a therapy handbook or the most intricate metaphor web. It just needs to have an identity. Something that the viewer knows the show will provide. Columbo had a humble and bumbling everyman outsmarting the arrogant rich class. When you put the episode on, you know youâll get to see how merit wins over privilege. Even seemingly âplotlessâ Downton Abbey had the thematic trajectory of changing times and family perseverance. You can clearly feel and name what the series is about. Titans? Titans is all about shock factor, crude language, and blue tint. Otherwise, you donât know. You donât know why you would watch Titans.Â
Smallville isnât a flawless masterpiece, but one thing it provides in full measure is the thematic journey. Coming of age. Feeling like thereâs so much more to you, while fearing it as much as you desire it.
âž»âMessy Structureââž»
The showâs writing didnât have a big picture. Not thematically, as I stressed out earlier, and not structurally. They didnât even try to connect the plotlines.
Season 1 was about Dickâs anger and leaving Batman behind, but it didnât connect well with the Trigon planet-ending prophecy. Actually, they didnât connect at all. Two storylines, zero overlap. This problem progresses exponentially because for some reason, writers of this TEAM series struggled to create a story that involved the TEAM. Koryâs subplots never, I kid you not, NEVER had anything to do with others. Yes, Gar and Conner tagged along but only because they had nothing to do otherwise, not because it connected these characters. Gar had no agency. The last season basically separated him from the team and left him in that red, almost Doom Patrol limbo till the end. Rachel defeated Trigon with a snap of her fingers and became irrelevant because writers didnât know how to handle such an overpowered character.Â
Season 2 had Deathstroke, Cadmus, Titans break-up drama, Dickâs hallucinations, then Dickâs jail time, then Dickâs Nightwing outfit reveal, the Jericho is alive movement, Rose and Jason romance, Hankâs MMA career, and some magical Bruce Wayne hallucination that Dick mustâve infected girls with. Choose your fighter.
Season 3 could be the closest to handling a theme, with Gothamâs crime pairing well with a trauma-driven arc surrounding Dick and Jason... But then they underdeveloped Red Hood and forced Scarecrow into the mix. Why? They had the cards to fix the previous seasons, okay. They had them. They could explore Jason from the point of view that actually makes Titans rethink their choice and makes them admit their mistakes, their insolent behavior, and the way they let others down. But NOPE. Red Hood is Scarecrowâs meth-making intern. Thatâs the gist. This is my pain point, I swear. Why Jonathan Crane? Why? Titans writers were fans of Breaking Bad. We see that. But were they fans of Titans?
Actually, I have a theory here. I went to a film school too, okay. I studied screenwriting. I joined Stage 32 and watched far too many screenwriting tutorials on YouTube. All that jazz. You know what all these have in common? The story examples they use. Almost every writing course will mention Breaking Bad as a casestudy for TV and Star Wars: A New Hope as a casestudy for feature. You see where Iâm going with this one? Maybe Titans writers thought they could fix the previous seasons if they remembered their school days, but instead of getting inspired by the neat structure and flow of BB they just decided to adopt the yellow suits, drugs, and weird professor/failed student dynamics? Just a thought to mull over.
âž»âStupid Plot Choicesââž»
This could be a part of the previous point, but it drove me nuts so much, I had to make a separate one.Â
You canât choose Trigon as your opening big bad. You simply canât. Thereâs a reason storytelling tools are called âRAISING actionâ and âconflict ESCALATION.â Any story has to be building up, even if the stakes and scale are relatively small. In Titans the stakes arenât small. They are huge. So huge they couldnât work with themselves anymore.Â
Their lineup literally looks like this: Trigon, THE evil incarnate and destroyer of the universe â Deathstroke, a mercenary who kinda has metahuman strength â Red Hood and Scarecrow, two drug dealers who are absolutely normal human without any superpowers but with addiction to their own stuff â Brother Blood, game developer.Â
Yeah, Brother Blood is also Trigonâs son, but honestly? Just because of this complete de-escalation, you could never treat Sebastian seriously. You couldnât treat any of the villains seriously. Titans just defeated the universal threat, the greatest evil this planet has yet seen, and you want the audience to feel scared of Deathstroke? Did the showrunners think that there would only be one season of Titans and want to use their darkhorse as a one-shot? Because that could possibly explain why it was a desperate move to scale down to other villains, though not really when you remember that Titans didnât defeat Trigon in season 1. There was always a plan for season 2. They knew Trigon would only be defeated in season 2. And about thatâŠ
Yet another bizarre plot decision. The only reason why you donât defeat the big bad in the last episode of this big badâs season is because you have a concept, a greater scheme behind it. We donât solve the mystery of Laura Palmerâs death at the end of the first Twin Peaks season because the whole idea is to make this mystery unsolvable (which unfortunately had to be scribbled off because of execs meddling, but thatâs beside the point). Titans didnât have a reason NOT to defeat Trigon in the last episode of season 1. There was no clever idea, no secret knowledge Rachel was yet to obtain, and no escalation to the trouble before it got better. To be completely honest, I had to check out the Titans fandom wiki page to actually grasp what happened and how Rachel defeated the demon after all. Rachel realized that the key is her dream. As the viewer, I still donât realize what she realized. She tells Trigon that now she sees that her real family are Titans but to finally demolish him, she also says, âYou know what they say. Genetics is destiny.â So contradictory, itâs dumb.
It would be a pretty ironic watch, you know, a drinking game, if the show didnât treat itself so seriously and wasnât aiming at a status and a rating far above what was actually going on. Which brings us to the next and probably final point of this issue.
âž»âInconsistent Tone & Identityââž»
Dark, mature, and edgy? Or a soap opera in spandex? Titans never chose.Â
The series was the edgelordâs paradise. All these emotionally constipated characters, the forced grit, and drama for the sake of drama. Oh! And the show loves âexploringâ trauma. They keep piling up characters' hardships and difficult upbringings but they donât ever resolve them. The facts are brought up for the sheer shock value and nothing more. You canât just spell it out that Donna was traumatized when she witnessed her fatherâs death. You have to show it. Yes, âshow, donât tellâ is still a thing. You can absolutely keep the original sequence that shows what the traumatic event was. Itâs okay, especially if you are really proud of how it showcases the characterâs psyche. But it has to show in the present day. The behavior, the temper, and the response mechanism your character possesses in the present have to be tied to that origin.
Donnaâs father died in a fire, and she moved to Themyscira. So? Is she afraid of fire now? Is she emotionally distant from men because sheâs afraid of losing a loved one again? Is she overreliant on men because she wants to replicate the feeling of having stability that her father provided? No. Donna is okay. She has friends, both male and female, she has a social life, and sheâs got a normal stable job. Maybe sheâs been avoiding relationships after Garthâs death, but it honestly doesnât seem that evident. She never comments on it, so we could assume she just doesnât want to expand her love life because she feels okay on her own. She is a total jerk just like the rest of the Titans, but itâs a topic Iâll cover next time and isnât connected to that fire. We didnât need to be taught that Donna was traumatized in that fire because it meant nothing for her arc.Â
All the edginess was slapped on to spice things up. You canât convince me there was thematic (or any) value to the time Dick was running around San Francisco with a gun, hallucinating about Bruce Wayne, visiting strip clubs, and finally bursting into some random dudeâs bathroom. It didnât move the plot and emotionally it could only mean that Dick lost his mind but the show never acknowledges that heâs gone crazy. Itâs actually implied that his hallucinations are right and he should follow their lead.Â
The show tried so hard to be âadultâ it ended up looking like a teenagerâs fanfiction. A very poorly written one! Most fanfic writers care for characters enough to give them enough of a story structureâthey use basic conflict escalation for starters! Even shipping tropes has more logic and spine than Titans' writing. One-bed trope? Basic escalation. Characters were on the road when a natural disaster happened, thatâs the inciting incident. Thereâs one last room left and they get the key, thatâs raising action. They open the room and see only one bed and no couch, thatâs escalation. And they finally get down and dirty. Perfect climax, may I say.Â
Titans (2018) didnât get a perfect climax. Guess you can say the writers werenât the most attentive lovers. Thatâs why I decided to sweep in as Titansâ mistress. Figuratively speaking, of course.
There will be separate posts with each of these problematic spots rewritten and fixed. With a minimal amount of spoilers since Titans (Rewrite) is an audio drama that you will be able to listen to pretty soon!
Epilogue
I didnât want to fix Titans (2018) out of spite. I wanted to see what would happen if the same idea and same actors got the story they deserved.The tragedy of Titans isnât that it was bad, itâs that it couldâve been incredible. Thatâs the kind of story that deserves resurrection. And I'm just trying to dig up the Lazarus Pit.






