Titans 2x04 Thoughts:
seeing ep title āAqualadā I JUST SCREAMED. GARTH INBOUND. GIVE HIM TO ME.
oh god immediate flashback to five years agoāoh ew itās shirtless Slade Wilson. no one wants to see that
Slade Wilson pov as he kills a bunch of people literally who cares. my fault for thinking a flashback would be relevant
someone hired Slade to go after the Titans he didnāt just go after them himself bc heās Like That?
who is this heās been sent to kill. ITāS JERICHO?
ACTUAL TITANS CONTENT YAY
show me Garth right the fuck now
YAAAAAAAAAA
OH MY GOD HEāS SO COOOL
immediately the Garth/Donna iām laughing i did assume theyād be doing that
ITāS GARTHāS BIRTHDAY
are Dawn and Dick fully together rn whatās this
the Nicki Minaj pumping through the speakers as iām trying to process every nuance in this Titans flashback is rly something
Hank making fun of Garth with fish jokes and Garth talking back as he gets physically close to him and the homoeroticism of it all. there are Roy Harpers everywhere for the eyes to see
wait theyāre all meant to be 21/22 in this? and the flashback said five years ago? literally what is the spectrum of their timelines and ages here.
GARTHāS BIRTHDAY CAKE IS A KRAKEN
AND THE WHOLE PARTY COLORS ARE GREEN AND BLUE BC OCEAN. ITāS CLASSIC
i was fully not getting that Dick and Dawn were in a committed relationship in the past from the season 1 stuff i thought they just hooked up before she got with Hank
i canāt lie blond Garth is killing me
who the fuck is J that Donnaās texting. does she have a secret lover and thatās why she keeps rejecting Garth
so does Garth die in this flashback? does Slade kill him and thatās why they disband and are so reluctant to be a team again?
who is this woman Dianaās talking to who just clocked that sheās having Garth issues. some sort of Themyscira liaison? travel agent?
ohhhh Garth/Donna
HE BROUGHT HER A CLOWNFISH TO NON-TROPICAL WATERS WHEN THEY WERE KIDS WHEN HE CONVINCED HER TO SWIM AND SHE WANTED TO FIND NEMO ššš
like literally hop on that Donna why are you not
āRight time, right place. After Dawnās crash-and-burn with Hank, she probably just needed someone to fill the void.ā i mean thatās a rly weird way to talk about how you started dating your girlfriend, Dick. but ok sure finally shedding light on what went down after Dawn telling Hank they canāt be together, then starting to date Dick apparently. and Hankās just unaffected by them being together in front of him?? i guess the real canon Titans team has everyone dating each other at diff times without issues so sure
āI thought Bruce made you read the classics.ā āIf it wasnāt about power, domination, or suppressing my emotions, Bruce didnāt have me read it.ā i laughed
Dick comparing chasing after a woman with flooding a car engine with gas. itās giving āYou have to treat a woman like you treat a carā like Garth why are you going to this dumbass for advice
āIāve been waiting for Donna Troy since I was 12.ā MMMMM
Garth is just so dead by the end of this ep. Donnaās finally gonna accept she wants to be with him and them boom heās dead i bet
bro WHY is Donna lying to Dick about being forced to return to Themyscira. just tell him you want to go back!!
and who the fuck is Jillian still?? would love any context about who this random woman is that can just sanction Donnaās time away from the island
multiple Robinarangs confirmed
this suiting up close-up montage of everyone and then the strut through the hall. itās called Titans aura farming
every mission they go on conveniently has a water source on-site for Garth to open and use his powers on
āGarth, donāt!ā āShould have sang to me on my birthday. Might have been your last chance.ā literally why are you about to sacrifice yourself to this walking glow stick of all villains
how is Garth just resisting the light attacks he doesnāt even have water rn. guess heās just built different
LITERALLY WHY IS DONNA LEAVING I DONāT UNDERSTAND
OHHH GARTH CALLED HER BY HER LAST NAME THATāS GONNA CEMENT ITāAAAAND YEP SHEāS KISSING HIM. THE LAST NAME WORKS EVERY TIME.
bro she left him naked in bed asleep to go to Themyscira without telling him. not cool, Donna!
oh Garth :( Dick having to be the one to tell him Donna left ughhh
HEāS SHOWING UP AT THE AIRPORT TO CONFRONT HER. WHY IS THEIR ROMANCE THIS EP JUST A ROMCOM ASS PLOT
iām sorry iām laughing at how dramatic this is why are we making this romance the pinnacle of the ep
āI love you, Donna Troy. I always have. And I always will.ā THATāS SIMPLY JUST THE MOST CLICHĆ OF ALL ROMCOM LINES OF ALL TIME
now heās walking away in slo-moāaaand sheās running after him.
OH AND HE IMMEDIATELY GETS SHOT AND DIES. BY SLADE. WOW. IāM SO SHOCKED. NEVER COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT WOULD HAPPEN.
i really do have to laugh. most predictable plot points ever. the flashback having him in it alone was giving āmontage of the dead wife at the beginning of a movieā from the jump
āNowās the time. Be Batman.ā ??? so earlier in the ep Dawn was telling Dick how she doesnāt want him to be like Batman but now that theyāre going after Garthās killer she wants him to be? how would that change anything? itās not like Batman is any more ruthless than they already are. wait i forgot this show paints him out to be a violence-loving vigilante. whatever
one week later. whatās this. oh right back to this guy i was just wondering why we saw him at the start of the ep randomly without anything ever happening
it is Jericho šāāļø
now is Dick trying to recruit him or is he using him to hunt down Slade and get his revenge through his kid
Dick just (fake) funnied šthen he serioused š to show he has sinister motives in case we couldnāt tell
that certainly was an episode. wish the Garth death wasnāt so predictable from the very beginning but nice to see him at all i guess. iām not really a Garth/Donna truther but him having feelings for her since they were kids and referencing that friendship was cute. not sure why they had to make it a low-budget romcom film at the end though. the feelings confession and āmaybe i am your destinyā stuff seemed weird and ooc for both of them and out of place with the show. we know they can do genuine emotional connections (see my shining stars of Hank and Dawn) so why did they make that feel so cheap?
would love to have a clear idea of when everyone met and the start of the team. we know Dick and Donna knew each other as kids and also that Donna and Garth hung out when they were 12 but apparently itās only been 4 months of Garth being on the team? this whole flashback was 5 years ago, but at start of s1 Hank and Dawn have been together 3.5 years i think they said. and that the team broke up 4 years ago? i honestly donāt remember bc nothing was ever clearly stated but if youāre gonna give me reference points and now flashbacks i do need them to spell out when key events happened. maybe iām the only one who cares about a little thing called plot continuity š
anyway guess that was our context to know why theyāre all so freaked by Slade returning in present day. though in knowing his character at all i didnāt really need any exact examples to understand. alas, it gave me the chance to say hi Garth and bye Garth all in one ep šš»šš





















