#restaurantwork

You’ve sent stories, and man my inbox is flooded! I’ll get to those soon, but the songs I’ve written for you guys are FINALLY on the SoundCloud.

Here’s the link: https://soundcloud.com/serversrevenge

Anyway, I thought you should know more about me.

THINGS I LOVE:

Broadway Musicals, duh.

My cat, Demeter of course.

Revenge

Tipping well when I eat out (will I be able to afford to eat out again?)

My dads

THINGS I HATE:

Bad tippers, obviously.

Old ladies who run their mouths.

People who hate cats, whether it’s CATS on Broadway or real cats. If you don’t like cats, I don’t trust you. 

When the unemployment website doesn’t load. If I can’t work right now, the website should at least work, LOL.

If you are a bad tipper who hates cats, get off my page! I’m looking for employment, but all these stories make me not want to work at a restaurant anymore. I think I should finally make the move to NYC…

One can dream.

Until next time, stay vengeful.

Keep submitting.

I guess the posters really got this page some traction! You’ve asked, and I hear you! I have eleven stories in my ask box right now, and one angry restaurant owner asking me to take my page down! Free speech, ever heard of it?

I wrote the song to accompany the first submission, I’ll be posting that here soon. Here’s a little preview (to the tune of “One” from A Chorus Line) “One singular incision, made this Karen hate her steak. One, little more incision, she’d see it was the perfect make.” She’s vile and suddenly turned against you. You never know what an angry rich old lady can do.”

Quick little Derpy comic also update to the website