#request stuff!

“Is that mistletoe?”

“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?”

“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot”

“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war”

“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”

“You’d make a really terrible Santa”

“You call this decorated?”

“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”

“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” 

 “Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”

“Secret Santa is bullshit”

“Tell me what you want for Christmas”

“Why are you so impossible to shop for?”

“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents”

“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”

“I got you a Christmas sweater!”

“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”

“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”

“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”

“I’m sure whatever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”

“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”

“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate”

“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey”

“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”

“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”

“You made gingerbread zombies?”

“Step away from the cookies.”

“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”

“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” 

“Merry Christmas bitch”

“How many Christmas lights does one person need?”

“Shut up! Santa is real”

“This tree’s bigger than my future”

“No you don’t understand I need a picture with Santa!”

“I can’t reach the top of the tree to put the star on.”

“Oh how convenient, some mistletoe”

“I can’t believe we’re going to A&E on Christmas Eve”

“Do you wanna build a sno-“ “no don’t you dare finish that”

“SNOW BALL FIGHT!”

“You murdered my snowman”

“You look like this ginger bread man”

“Go to sleep, Santa isn’t real”

“It’s official I hate Christmas shopping”

“I can’t ice skate I’ll break all my bones”

“Don’t you dare buy me that”

“Fuck it let’s just get drunk”

“I don’t know how to wrap presents”

“I don’t think we can fight Santa”

“Oh so we’re putting beer out for Santa now?”

“I hate work Christmas parties”

“You look like an elf”

“How many advent calendars does one person need?”

“I’m freezing, you’re warm. Hug me”

“You’re making a mess.” “Shut up and pass me the tape.” “There’s more tape on that present than wrapping paper.”

“Can we please watch something else? This is the 4th time today we’ve watched elf. And it’s November 1st.”

“Are you sure your family can eat that many cookies?” “What? No. These are just for us!”

we just had a one-night stand but a massive storm hit so now we’re snowed in, hello awkward

we always carpool home for the holidays from college but a storm hit and now we’re taking the last room at the local b&b 

you’re my hot ski instructor and I'm failing the bunny hill

I slip on some ice and you’re the stranger who catches me

I gave my winter coat to a homeless person and come into your store to warm up

our friends rent a cabin to go skiing and we’re the only ones who stay inside

my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and i’m so sorry

the power goes out in our apartment building, but i’m not prepared for this, and you come to check on me

i’m having a snowball fight with my friend in the park and i hit you instead