#release meeeee

Not only is Sans going off with our mom - OUR FUFCKING DAD IS GETTING COZY WOTH A FUCKING FLOWER - BRO PICK A LANE - I KNOW HIS ASS IS BISEXUAL CAUSE I FEEL IT IN THE AIR MAN YK

also Ralsei being the BIGGEST fucking hater this chapter is so FUCKCING funny - like wdym Ralsei IS A BEING OF IMPOSSIBILITY??? HELLO???

is purposefully adhering to the rules not ONLY in fear of what THEY COJLD DO TO EVERYONE AROUND THEM???? THE FIRE HELLO????

Truly I am insane about this chapter and it’s a massive character development for Ralsei BUT ALSO OMG WTF IS GOING ON RALSEI WHAT ARE YOU BRO

also Kris, hey Kris, hey Kris Bro wtf

Hey I know we are possessing you and all but I really need you to break the fourth wall and speak to me cause wtf bro

KRIS DAD DOING ALLAT??? AND AND KRIS ISNT EVEN REALLY REACTING??? WHAT ARE THEIR THOUGHTS??? FEELINGD??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING ON GOD

also the implication that the dark world has existed since 199X is fucking insane wtf do you mean wtf does that mean hey game hey Toby wtf does that mean

Kris also looking sick af??? Green and all and crawling to us bc they probably hit the limit of how long they could be apart from us

I also love how they raided the fucking church just to get all of the recruits that we got during Chapter 4 - like Kris is ACTIVELY BREAKING IN TO A FUCKINF CHURCH FOR SUSIE TO GET ALL OF THE RECRUITS WE GOT AND IM SAYING FOR SUSIE SPECIFCISLLY BC WHO TF ELSE WOULD IT BE FOR - genuinely genuinly

The ending of chapter 5 literally got me looking like a lunatic at the screen trying not to scream

For a second I thought Susie was like Gerson but special sauceTM - or a darkner but no no I just jumped to the worst conclusion so-

SUSIE WHAT - WHY IS THAT YOUR HOME WHERR DO YOU LIVE BRO ARE YOU OKAY??? ARE YOU GOOD??? WHERE TF DO YOU COME FROM BRO - imagine Susie just coming from the woods and living outside and then randomly getting into school??? THEY MOVED SO MANY TIMES WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WHAT DIES THIS ALL MEAN BRO - WHERE IS YOUR FAMILY DUDE???

I also feel like Dying because clearly Kris has extremely complicated feelings toward Noelle possibly even loving them but never being able to get close partly due to guilt and partly because they push everyone away - and omfg Kris is 100% in love with Susie it’s not even fucking funny anymore - I love Susie and Noelle so much BUT GIYS GIYS GIYS GIYS GUYS PLSSSS LET THE POLY COME TO LIVE I AM BEGGGINNGGGGGG - I love every single character and it’s truly a testament to tobys writing is that there’s so many pairings especially a popular poly pairing AND ALL OF THEM HAVE SUCH INTERESTING DYNAMICS THAT ALL WORK AND ARE GENUIENLY GREAT TO EXPLORE

I am congratulating ever Suselle shipper I am however sobbing for Kris queer lil ass mopping on the side as their most important people are getting together

I am so unnormal about them and I need Kris to turn to the camera and talk to me - like hey buddy I know we’re possessing you and all but you gotta do a Sans man and drop some hints I am going absolutely feral with so little information

Also shoutout to Dess and Asriel shippers yall are getting not cooked - but actively burned over hellfire

Also the implication of Kris having already read all of the fucking love letters makes me fucking sick to my stomach man - Kris loved Dess so much and I love how Dess is haunting the narrative in such an obvious way for every other character especially the Holiday Family - and for Kris is so obvious because it’s the absence of no one ever mentioning her to Kris in the Dremurr Household - Kris isn’t thinking about her at all and is pretty much erasing any information so we can’t hold it over them and I am sickened by how much Dess’s absence is carved into Kris - whatever they know they hold it close to their heart and I’m sure it’s a whole lot that they know

Also asgore you have a bit of an underresction to Kris being there wtf - sure he’s suprised that Kris is in the World but Asgore doesn’t seem suprised of Kris‘s capabilities????

Also wtf is the Mayor doing at the fucking shelter

Also hey on that note what is it with the player flirting with Ralsei so much - hey buddy he dude what’s up what’s going on anything you wanna tell me anything we gotta know - Ralsei blushing a lil too much in this chapter - THE FUCCKING SAUNA SCENE??? I drank the water cause I was honestly scared shitless and am lowkey a Krusielle truther so - maybe we can fit in Ralsei there somewhere but by the gods I peed my pants a little

- Kris being a flirt and the scene of Kris seemingly flinching? Turning away? When Susie asks if you really need to flirt with someone to show that you like them or even if you like them? So interesting Kris what’s your take on this SPEAK TO ME

I don’t even wanna touch the weird route cause the whole time I was playing the normal route I was scared shitless over what the Weird route looked like and genuinely? I saw clips on Twitter and it’s so much worse

It’s genuinely so much fucking worse than anything I could’ve imagined

The flowers…. Man the flowers are killing me dude I loved every single one (I’m side eyeing Aqua bc I’m still stuck finishing the Roaring knight fight and my ass just cannot get the Knife part right)

And Yellow???? Funniest character and sequence I loved it dude - bros an active suicide risk and Blues just like „hahahaha noooo don’t kill yourself honey <3“

Gods - such a GORGOUS art tho in this chapter

Also I was fucking devastated FOR KRIS - that Susie was like „this cannot be a thing/ secret between us two anymore we need to get Noelle involved“ AND I AGREE BUT MAN - KRIS IM SO FUCKING SORRY DUDE YOUR LIFE LOWKEY ASS RN

Do y'all fw Hermes Mammon? (I am going insane)

come get y'all's food

I made a stick figure of him in a pose I saw on pinterest. blinked and he was fully lined. giggled in shame for like 20 minutes. blinked again and here we are.