rating jason's helmet from red hood/arsenal (2015) as inspired by @homosnapeiens' ranking of batfam outfiits
only rating the helmets with lips bc they're an affront to humanity and i refuse to suffer alone tonight LMAO
ah a flashback/photo with the OG outlaws
mostly smooth helmet, few angles and hard lines -> good
why? it reminds me of his pill helmet from the morrison run LOOOL
that said the smile is uncanny and terrifying
and the fact that it has teeth????
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idc if the white on the lips is just lighting, it makes the helmet look like it has teeth and chaksmdndndjsaksjd
i will have nightmares about a red hood helmet with teeth
but alas it is one of the only times we see a smiling helmet, and a happy jason, and thus bumps up its rating
5/10 but it's cursed i tell ya
too angular, very harsh lines π
this mask's jawline could probably slice a man in half
eyebrow line so strong if red hood headbutted someone there'd probably be an imprint of his eyebrows on their face LOLLL
why does it have a circular knob for his ear???
why does the helmet extend down his neck???
it just looks so uncomfortable and weird
his nose is so defined here
how tf does he breathe in this???!?!?
pouty pouty mouth is frowning >:(
frowning so hard his lower lip is sticking out like he's A Model >:(
cheeks sucked in to emphasize his cheekbones like he's A Model (β’ΜγΈβ’Μ)
is the helmet skintight?? does that mean whenever he has to wear this he's always frowning??
i like the shine on his noggin tho
is that a domino mask on top of a helmet??
is he still wearing another mask underneath this???
bc if so that is three layers of eye protection
and ya i get that maybe it's just the design, and it's probably not an actual mask fitted over the helmet, and is probs just extra material to emulate a mask
but how is his face not just heavy from having to lift all of that???
also once again with the hard lines and angles and exaggerated face features
and this one extends down the neck again??? it even covers his adam's apple π΅βπ«π΅βπ«π΅βπ«
overall it's a no from me
it kinda reminds me of deadpool's mask tho
maybe that's what he was going for??
2lbs of gear on his face/10
what is presumably just another angle of the previous helmet, but this one doesn't go down the neck
or maybe his suit is covering where his helmet extends???
from this angle it also seems there are circular knobs where his ears are supposed to be again
roy's face says it all tbh
deadpool's mask looks better/10
these two are from the same issue!! just a few panels apart!! so i'm doing them together!!
why didn't i do that for the deadpool helmet? bc now i'm running outta steam and getting lazy!!
anyway this is unremarkable
his cheeks are sucked in and for what?? to show off his cheekbones??
smooth surface like the first helmet i reviewed, which is a plus π
but lacks the smile and happy expression of being with his polycule besties, which is a negative π
he's got heart lips tho, which is strange, but i guess that means this helmet is kissable LMAO
more of the same from the last helmet, but with sharper lines and angles
it looks like this helmet was made with a vacuum sealer tbh
mainly i wanted to include this for the bonus reactions that come w this image
blondie: LOL CHECK OUT THIS DUDE'S WEIRDO HELMET πβοΈ
afro curls: GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME π°π°
if afro curls' pupils were drawn slightly pointing upwards, that'd be my exact reaction to this helmet
god i thought i was done ;-;
a bonus no-lips helmet with roy bc i hate everything drawn in this panel
the helmet is a solid 2/10
too many weird lines, that round knob at the ears again, overall design is meh but at least doesn't have lips
baby what the fuck happened there??? (respectively)
i'm a "roy harper is an attractive man" truther but my god does shit like this make it difficult to be one
why are your eyes opened so wide??
why does your mask look like it could give you a paper cut???
red domino mask + green hat = christmas decor headass combo
i LOVE their banter here tho
your honour they are idiots to lovers confirmed πππ
paolo pantalena why??????/10
