Ducks have the largest penis of any bird, shaped like a corkscrew.
"I dont know how to feel about that. Why ducks? they're not even the biggest bird? Also what does that mean for like Daffy Duck and Donald Duck?"
"The bird facts are new though."
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Ducks have the largest penis of any bird, shaped like a corkscrew.
"I dont know how to feel about that. Why ducks? they're not even the biggest bird? Also what does that mean for like Daffy Duck and Donald Duck?"
"The bird facts are new though."

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"Oh," She chuckled a little and gave him a hug, "Hey Sal."
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She hugged her tight and grabbed one of the two beers she'd bought them and clicked plastic cups. To what would be a less than great game but a fun time and that was what mattered.