Stuff I've heard at school: Part 11
We called you a fetus and she's younger than you so she's the egg before the sperm
P1: "What are you, American?"
P2: "No I'm diabetic, fuck you!"
You miscalculated the burp
You smoked a vibrator??
[My senior officer, a very scary woman, giving a warning to our squadron] Thou shall not touch shit that's not yours
I already bite my dogs
P1: You put strawberry-flavoured toothpaste anywhere near me, and I will fill all of your crevices with hydrochloric acid
P2: You know what I have to say to that? Kinky~
P1: you find⌠hydrochloric acid kinky? XD
{angrily yelling in the hallway} I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR INTESTINES AND MESURE THEM AGAINST YOUR BODY
I AM NOT HAVING A MISCARRIAGE WITH JESUS
P1: "I am a dead dove do not eat"
P2: "I'll still eat u"
Chickens are a type of breed
P1: "Can you breed a chicken and a sparrow?"
P2: "could you breed me and your mom?"
P1: "This is why we can't have nice things!"
P2: "*gestures downward suggestively* I am the nice things"
You saw my duck, and you saw how it turned out a fuck
P1: "It's gonna be like a brown/green"
P2: "breen"
P1: "b r e e n, honestly breen sounds like a wonderful colour to me"
P1: "He looks like bootyhole"
P2: "the man could wreak ur bootyhole. Actually, I didn't mean to say that, that should have stayed in my brain"
First thing of the day guys! Let's see what else we can pull out ass
You absolute fuck gremlin, get away from me!
P1: "You eat kids?!"
P2: "Yeah, I like them deep fried"




















