#ravege

G1 soundwave + laserbeak and ravege casettes comission for @jailedforcatdadcrimes ! Thank you again for another cm, I think he turned out wonderfully!

How Megatronus met Orion (probably):

Megatronus, about Orion: I saw a man so beautiful I started crying?

Megatronus: I immediately felt compelled to give him the nine dollars I had in my pocket and say, "You are the best looking person I've ever seen, so I think you deserve this, I was gonna buy my lunch with this, but whatever." And then I started crying. I seriously cried for an hour.

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On board the lost light:

Megatron: You were very naughty.

Ravege: Meow.

Megatron: ...Okay, but next time, there will be consequences.

Ravege: Meow.

Megatron: You're right, probably not.

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The aftermath of Wheeljack vs Soundwave:

Ratchet: Quick, you're losing a lot of blood! What's your type?

Wheeljack: sassy, short, nerdy, sweet, caring-

Ratchet: BLOOD TYPE!

Wheeljack: Oh.

Wheeljack: *Looks down at his wound*

Wheeljack: Red.

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Normal conversation between the two:

Wheeljack: There are three ways to do things: The right way, the wrong way, and the Wheeljack way.

Magnus: Isn't that just the wrong way?

Wheeljack: Yeah, but it's faster and has more consequences.

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Megatron and Optimus after their honeymoon:

Jazz: How was the honeymoon?

Optimus: Megatron got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire. He said "Good luck trying to return me without the receipt".

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After a getting demoted:

Starscream: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?