Headcanon that Viktor has cans of Raid in his glove box and when Briar gets too rowdy, he whips one out and threatens to sneak into her invertebrate room and start blasting
He always says it! But he never means or does it! They bring her joy and a happy Briar is a much more manageable Briar. Yes, she still bounces off the walls but she's not pinging off you while she does it. A happy Mason does not kick shins.
To be fair she threatens to cut his brake lines or find the number for his ex-wife. Also threatened to buy his house.
He loves his asshole daughter very much but if you ask him where those silver hairs are coming from, this rich party girl is the first one he's pointing at. (Especially in the Monster AU where her survival instincts are AWFUL she has this man STRESSED)
She loves her asshole father very much but lord above does she like pointing out that he got dumped. Points at divorcee characters and shouts "Look it's YOU."
