For housewife sjw: we know that jinwoo married hubby for the money, but why did hubby agree to it?
Hubby fell in love at first sight. Jinah approves, anyone who cherishes her brother is good in her eyes. Would their mom be disappointed she missed the wedding? Or happy that they are taken care of?
Because drama is always good and cliches are fun when there's a new twist, Jinwoo's hubby actually picked Jinwoo to get out of an arranged marriage.
Okay, it wasn't quite as dramatic as that.
Hubby's mom kept setting him up on blind dates. He wasn't into that and the excuse he blurted out that came to bite him in the ass was... "I'm gay."
Which, his mom was more than okay with. So he got tossed into blind dates with guys (that he wasn't attracted to).
BUT he's committed to this lie. He can't backtrack. Fuck it. So he decides to find himself a nice guy who's willing to enter into a marriage so that his mom doesn't find out that he lied - be married long enough that he can claim that he's actually Bi and his "divorce" put him off of men for good - and this guy will be a Good Friend. Or at least a guy who's happy to sell a few years of his life for money but isn't too money hungry to sell out company secrets or personal details to the media.
So, a dating app. And a lot of background screening.
The lucky winner that fits hubby's criteria is Sung Jinwoo who's in a understandable desperate spot to need cash but is a stand up guy who shouldn't have too much baggage to be a hot mess. Insert a few dates where Hubby is Vibing with his soon to be housemate and... sparks start flying?
"Shit, so maybe I am gay after all," hubby says with new realization.
[Original housewife Jinwoo AU post | Follow up post 1 | Follow up post 2 2; More can be found under the #housewife au]
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A Star Wars time travel full of misunderstandings starring Obi-Wan and his "harem" of clones
A Star Wars time travel fic in which Obi-Wan and a group of clones (including Cody of course!) land in the past. Decades in the past.
Ignoring all the nitty gritty details, Obi-Wan and the clones decide to keep silent on the whole time traveling aspect. So, how to explain the clones?
What ends up being the story - a combination of Obi-Wan's creative storytelling and the Mandalorians misunderstanding coupled with observations leading to the wrong conclusions - is this:
Obi-Wan had a Mandalorian lover. Obi-Wan is basically useless by himself, not remembering to take care of himself due to all sorts of past trauma and lack of self worth. Obi-Wan also loves kids.
His lover - some person of the Fett clan (which has split into multiple factions so no Fett can actually confirm or deny things) judging by the clones' appearances - decided to create clones of himself to raise as kids/backups in case he perished so that Obi-Wan would never be left alone. Plus Obi-Wan is at high risk of killed being a Jedi married to a Mandalorian, so he's excluded from being welcomed by either groups. The lover also refused to acknowledge the clones as his children. The clones have rapid-aging chips in them to make them adults.
Conclusion: the lover actually meant for the clones to be his replacement (but Obi-Wan is in denial of that particular fact). This is also the time of the Mandalorian Civil War and Clan Wars so the risk of death is pretty high and unfortunately the lover's fears of perishing... came true.
Obi-Wan now has a harem of clones serving at his beck and call. The leader of Obi-Wan's harem is called Cody, but they all pretend to be a small military group because Obi-Wan is still grieving for his fallen lover. (Obi-Wan is actually grieving for all the friends that no longer exist).
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Obi-Wan: …why are people out there saying that I was future!Jango’s lover
Cody: Sip your tea Sir. You must have misheard before your morning cup of tea.
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People misunderstand Obi-Wan to be from some rich, elite perhaps runaway Prince type of background.
Trained force sensitive people are rich people who can afford (and have the influence to be able) to hire Jedi/force sensitive trainers. They also have more reasons to be against giving up their children to the Jedi Temple such as arranged marriages and heirship.
Obi-Wan is also used to some luxuries that only rich people (or Jedi’s) are used to. Plus his mannerism and expansive knowledge points to being a highly educated elite. Being an elite would also explain a lot of gaps of knowledge he has about the present since only elites can ignore important and groundbreaking events like famines (aka the era Obi-Wan has time traveled to.)
Meanwhile Obi’s lover must be of a lower status than Obi-Wan for his clones to automatically defer and serve Obi-Wan like it's normal. (Normal people don't think of doing something so insane as creating clones of themselves in what is basically slavery otherwise.) Plus no one knows who he is or called him out for having a (almost) Jedi for a lover so evidently he is more of a common Mando background.
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Insert scene of Obi-Wan prancing around in 7 layers of silk and a few clones chasing him, trying to add more layers (and amour) onto Obi-Wan.
The casual Mandalorian on the side of the road stop to stare at the gorgeous sight. With Obi-Wan not in amour and in flowing silk, he looks more like he belonged in a bedroom getting ready for bed than being out in public.
It's indecent, they think. No wonder he was able to seduce a Mando and overcome the whole *waves hands* Mando dislike for Jedi thanks to his looks.
Basically Sung Jinwoo finds out he's an E rank, the weakest rank possible. Dungeons are too dangerous to risk, he concludes, as the chances of him dying and leaving his sister alone are much too high.
So he shift gears.
And ends up marrying rich.
He's got the cute looks; there's some rich, rather young (maybe a decade order than Sung Jinwoo) guy who wants a cute male housewife. It's a farfetched idea, but somehow it works.
Sung Jinwoo doesn't know much about gay relationships since he doesn't particularly think he swings in any direction - no crush or anything of that sort since he's been too busy figuring out how to lessen his mom's burden and then managing his mom's hospital bills.
But he presumes (presumes incorrectly) that the attraction is that he's stronger than the average person (great for bed lmao) but not stronger than the rich husband, so he clearly falls into the "female" role of the relationship.
He doesn't marry rich rich, but the husband is comfortably rich. New wealth, first generation wealth - probably some tech company. Jinah goes to a good international school; his mom's hospital bed is in the VIP section.
Jinwoo's job now is just to live a good life and good marriage. He doesn't love his husband, but he appreciate his husband's company. His husband is caring, encouraging him to spend more money to spoil himself and whatnot.
So one day, Jinwoo decides to buy a ticket to tour a dungeon.
Some D and C ranked Hunters have started a business venture of bringing a small group of tourists - regular humans, E ranked hunters usually - into E ranked dungeons where these tourists can briefly get a front row seat to watching how dungeons are cleared in person. It's expensive AF however. It's also illegal, but the hunters do it under the radar since it's good money.
It's just Jinwoo's luck that his ticket is the E ranked dungeon that is actually a red gate. And he reawakens as a S ranked hunter.
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Just watch the media be all confused at how Korea's newest S ranked hunter is a male housewife who declines to clear S ranked dungeons to cook his husband a good meal instead. And apparently this S rank prefers to communicate with the outer world through his CEO husband instead - are you sure the S rank isn't getting domestically abused? Nah, he's an S rank, but what if...
Jinwoo and his husband are good partners - just shit at communicating until everything piles up and they have to have a proper talk for once to figure out how to handle Jinwoo's reawakening status.
And now, because of his husband being a business owner and CEO, Jinwoo can't avoid the media completely like in canon. But he still finds ways around it.
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Insert a scene where Jinwoo panics over how he's growing taller and more conventionally handsome. He believes his husband married him for his cute looks; his new look is most certainly not cute anymore. He's about to be taller than his husband!
Meanwhile on the other side, the hubby is inwardly panicking over how he's worried that Jinwoo is going to want to marry a higher ranked hunter. Hubby is either a regular human or a weak D or C rank Hunter.
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I also want to see the CEO do K drama CEO things in the relationship because that would be funny AF. Like Jinwoo, he also doesn't know what the fuck to do in a marriage, so he watches Korean dramas with Jinah - that's how he builds a relationship with his sister in law - and gets some ideas on how to behave.
Then when Beru comes around, Beru and husband only encourage and fuel each other's mannerisms... Jinwoo is very exasperated and very amused XD
Ashborn is most certainly getting the wrong impression of how human relationships work now.
Sung Jinwoo creates his own Martha-Stewart-esque home goods line.
And Jinah films very amusing tiktok video showing Jinwoo using his S-ranked Hunter speed to chop 50 pounds of onions in one minute while cooking a large feast for homeless people.
But both of those things seems a little too... low class for the housewife of a rich CEO but Jinwoo would remember his nearly-became-homeless situation, so he would want to give back to society in what little free time he has between clearing gates and being with hubby.
(You are going to have to be more specific in your prompt to get my creative juices running some more.)
Yellow-eyed Obiwan who's technically a Sith but not actually evil evil, just a little dark (and depressed) because who wouldn't Fall after discovering the Force decided to turn him from a Force Ghost overlooking Luke defeat the Sith Empire to a living, breathing human again but decades in the past?
Plus after all that trauma, Obi-wan is very very possessive. Yandere-like, even, with what little he has.
Anyways, I want a Sith!Obi-wan being the Mandalora's husband and the Jedi Order panicking at the Mandalora's consort having yellow eyes but not being able to do anything legally since
1. Being a Sith is not illegal and no laws actually pertain specifically to Siths or non-Jedi force users and
2. Mandalore isn't part of the Republic and to intervene would be to declare war given Mandalore and Jedi's already very poor and tension-filled history.
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The Mandalorians don't see anything wrong with the Mandalora marrying a Sith - they have been historically allied with the Sith. So they just go on their day like it's normal.
Well, almost normal. Siths aren't exactly normal, but they don't recall Siths being so caring of their health and wellbeing? Or good with kids either...
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Meanwhile Obi-wan is living his best life of having a loving husband, being surrounded by cute kids, and adopting dozens of kids from Melida/Daan and other planets.
When he first realized he traveled back in time, he had a panic attack upon seeing his face - young with his hair bright red and well groomed. Since then, he's been avoiding mirrors and Jaster has catered to that wish in their bedroom and helps Obi-wan with his grooming, so Obi-wan continues on his life unaware of his yellow eyes (or deeply in denial, thinking it's another hallucinations.)
Sometimes he drops cryptic and short warnings to the Temple.
Pity Obi-wan over estimates his tech skills, so he fails to realize that the Jedi Order, with all the resources and manpower they had, were able to track the warnings from the Mandalore System... Which has a very public and very known Sith ruling.
So the story goes, Obi-wan keeps sending in these "tips". The Jedi Order interprets them as threats and taunts and go out their way to "destroy" the Sith's plans only for the Sith to pop up with a new taunt and new plot.
Oh and the Sith parading in the holo-media doesn't help either - this week it's "visiting the orphanages to adopt" and next week it is "donating food to the displaced Mandalorians from Death Watch's attacks". Clearly the Sith is aiming for something evil under the guise of doing good.
Plus, coming from a background of being a military general and making hard decisions, some of Obi-wan's words and actions are a little concerning for the Jedi's, to say the least. Not just the fact that Obi-wan refers to the time that he was a general or that he had millions of troops to command, but also just how dark and willing to fight he is.
(It only makes the Mandalorians love Obi-wan even more for his battle prowess.)
On and on, the cycle of misunderstanding goes.
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Okay fine. The alternative is that Obi-wan definitely knows that he fell. But he's not actually a Sith, he insists. Obi-wan can't actually do anything about the fact that he fell - trauma is very difficult and slow to heal even with regular therapy.
So he can't march up to the Jedi Council and warn them of what is to come.
What's the solution?
There's no Cody or Rex to pull Obi-wan from his hairbrained schemes. Jaster doesn't know anything of what Obi-wan is doing other than Obi-wan wants to do it, so...
Obi-wan plays boogeyman for the Jedi Temple. By being a very public eyecandy hanging off of his husband's arm in the media.
The Jedi Order thinks they keep stumbling into Obi-wan's nefarious Sith plots when it's really just Obi-wan tugging them by their nose to unravel Palpatine's schemes. And since it's actually Palpatine who is the culprit, the Jedi Order just thinks that Obi-wan is far too cunning and keeping his hands very very clean of all the illegal stuff.
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okay i have an addition to the post, where sjw kinda takes over korea in the mha universe and enji is the bodyguard? for some politicans. i'm not sure anymore
but anyway
while the world thinks, that this sung jinwoo is just a powerful politican or a figure head, the koreans are downright respectful and in awe of their ruler. because they see him as absolute ruler of korea (north and south, since he united korea while shit went down in the first few decades when quirks surfaced)
koreans call sung jinwoo 'rightful ruler of korea' and smth like his majesty, the high emperor, my liege (just like his shadows).
and in the eyes of the koreans, all the shadows are lords, no matter their shape and form. all of them could easily beat the most powerful human, so they are really respectful. but they are happy, since they are protected by the shadows and jinwoo
since jinwoo has been living longer than a normal human should/can, some are starting to see him as their god
anyway, thats just what i wanted to add, lol
The original post of Jinwoo X Endeavor
Sung Jinwoo is God.
And it's confirmed by the fact that he has lived for a couple centuries and shows no signs of dropping dead.
(There ARE a few conspiracies that this is Sung Jinwoo the III and not the original one - that the government has been cloning the original Sung Jinwoo and coaching them real hard to have the right "memories" and mannerism.)
With Sung Jinwoo being, well, Sung Jinwoo, he would avoid the spotlight. He would inevitably get dragged out for some public ceremonies and what not, but he wouldn't be the actual king of Korea. (He declined the title). And thus, he got tossed with "God" instead by the public. Oops?
Also being a politicians would be too much work for him. He wants to chill. But also he hates politics - he would rather just fight, so he usually stays out of politics (publicly at least) and sometimes gives his employees a few things to do to influence politics the way he prefers, but that's all rather hands off for him.
I was inspired by Housewife Sung Jiwoo AU and wrote this(I'm sorry for the errors I wrote this in one sitting)
When their mother fell into a coma because of Eternal Slumber, after their father mysterious Disappear in a dungeon raid. The two of them, Sung JinWoo and Sung JinAh, was the only one left.
It was hard. A high schooler about to graduate,with no stable job, paying hospital bills and raising an middle schooler student on his own. It was a miracle, the child protection service didnt take JinAh from him.
When Sung JiWoo awaken as a hunter. It was the first glimpse of hope, he sees for the first time in years.
But it was invain.
He awaken as an E-rank Hunter, the weakest level there is, and he was the weakest of the weakest.
He choose to forget about being a Hunter. He can't take a death taking risk. He can't risk death, his mother and sister is relying on him.
He continue balancing his studies, offline and online jobs. It makes relieved him that he keep his grades high and have his scholarship. It was one thing he didnt have to worry about.
When JinAh got her scholarship. Sung JiWoo congratulate her and made her favorite foods.
It was a relief when he finally finish high school, attending University never even cross his mind.
When one of his high paying job got close down due to a dungeon. He knew he need to do something. Paying a hospital room and 24 hr nurse is not cheap.
When Sung JiWoo met his future husband and agree to marry him. Sung JiWoo never thought it would the best decision he would made in his life.
Beautiful!
Here's a few more things that can make Jinwoo's situation worse:
Does the Sung family own or rent their apartment? If they own it, do they still have a loan that they are working to pay off? (Korea doesn't do mortgages - that's an American thing - but some do take out loans for home purchases.)
Jinah goes to a top middle/high school program. Even if she has a scholarship, if she gets moved by child protection service, there's a good chance she would get moved to a place that's too far for her to continue commuting to her current school.
What if Jinwoo did a very small but quick modeling job for a quick buck, gets invited to a gathering of models/rich people (he's just there to look pretty and entertain the guests) and ends up striking up a good conversation with some guy in a suit, who he later learns is a rich guy (and his future husband).
Original housewife Jinwoo AU post | Follow up post
#yue qingyuan is a mob boss au
#the 12th peak of Cang Qiong: the eldritch handlers au
#the au in which an 8 year old calls peak lord shen jiu as#didi
#shen jiu becomes a spirit au
#shen jiu has khr reborn's teaching style au
#Shen Jiu falls in love with a dragon AU
#svsss hunchback of notre dame au
#liu qingge and human cauldrons au
#shen qingqiu marries a brothel madam au
#shen jiu's happy invention life au
and more...
I find it amusing that we all seem to love Shen Jiu the most. Who cares about Shen Yuan, Shen Jiu is the best thing since sliced bread!
(But I also feel like we need an AU that is centered around Shang Qinghua soon. Or maybe poor overworked Mu Qingfang?)
