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@lmperio Iām baaaack. I hope these make you feel better.
1. Ranson introduced Noah to Getting Bi and now he wonāt stop singing it.
2. Noah and Nadia used to do a duet whenever The Plagues Song came on in Prince of Egypt. It got intense.
3. Noahās southern twang isnāt all that noticeable unless heās super relaxed, then it comes out in full force.
4. Noah has a mean streak hidden somewhere. Ransom knows this and while he adores sweet, naive Noah, he kind of wants to witness Mean Streak Noah. Itās his favorite cryptid.
5. If you donāt think Ransom would wear pajoveralls as a public outfit, then youāre wrong. He knows he looks damn good no matter what he wears.
6. Ransom witnesses someone putting ice in hot coffee once and he has to leave the store immediately.Ā
7. Noah wants to see all the animals on Earth in person. But he knows thatās unrealistic, so heāll settle for all the mammals on Earth.
8. Noah: What if...God is a cryptid?
Ransom: Nope nope nope I refuse to even consider such blasphemy.
(He has a mild existential crisis every time he thinks about it.)

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@lmperio Here I give you them Ransom and Noah headcanons, littered with far too many references.
1. The minute Ransom saw Noah he was gone.
*Ransom voice* Iāve only talked to Noah for two minutes, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
2. Noah had a hard time putting the image of ātattoed Ransom with a badass haircutā together with ā4 am Ransom in underwear and a stained hoodie muttering āGhosts helped fake the moon landingāā
3. Ransom: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to let them know I donāt care about them.
Noah: Thatās a genius move.
Ransom: Thank you.
Noah: And also bullshit, Robert.
Ransom: *falls even more in love*
4. *Frustrated Parent Voice* You can see the nature documentary after youāve finished your homework, Noah.
5. *someone reaches for Noahās fries* Noah: *slaps their hand away* NOAHā S FOOD
6. Remember that scene in Friends when Rachel takes off her bra wicked fast without even removing her shirt? Yeah both Noah and Ransom can do that. Itās something to do at department stores.
7. *A random woman handing out pamphlets asks Ransom if heās found the Lord today*
Ransom: Let me tell you something about your goddamn Lo- *gets dragged away*
8. Ironically (or maybe not), Ransom can and will gleefully recite that whole speech Samuel L Jackson made in Pulp Fiction. (ā¦And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!)
I think Aeshan and Ranoah should fuck tbh. for a few reasons.
I think it would be hot
Ranoah needs to get taken down a peg or two and who's better equipped to do that than his suspicious older advisor
I think it would be hot