#ranoah

1. Ranson introduced Noah to Getting Bi and now he won’t stop singing it.

2. Noah and Nadia used to do a duet whenever The Plagues Song came on in Prince of Egypt. It got intense.

3. Noah’s southern twang isn’t all that noticeable unless he’s super relaxed, then it comes out in full force.

4. Noah has a mean streak hidden somewhere. Ransom knows this and while he adores sweet, naive Noah, he kind of wants to witness Mean Streak Noah. It’s his favorite cryptid.

5. If you don’t think Ransom would wear pajoveralls as a public outfit, then you’re wrong. He knows he looks damn good no matter what he wears.

6. Ransom witnesses someone putting ice in hot coffee once and he has to leave the store immediately. 

7. Noah wants to see all the animals on Earth in person. But he knows that’s unrealistic, so he’ll settle for all the mammals on Earth.

8. Noah: What if...God is a cryptid?

Ransom: Nope nope nope I refuse to even consider such blasphemy.

1. The minute Ransom saw Noah he was gone.

*Ransom voice* I’ve only talked to Noah for two minutes, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

2. Noah had a hard time putting the image of “tattoed Ransom with a badass haircut” together with “4 am Ransom in underwear and a stained hoodie muttering ‘Ghosts helped fake the moon landing’”

3. Ransom: Sometimes I like to call people by the wrong name to let them know I don’t care about them.

Noah: That’s a genius move.

Ransom: Thank you.

Noah: And also bullshit, Robert.

Ransom: *falls even more in love*

4. *Frustrated Parent Voice* You can see the nature documentary after you’ve finished your homework, Noah.

5. *someone reaches for Noah’s fries* Noah: *slaps their hand away* NOAH’ S FOOD

6. Remember that scene in Friends when Rachel takes off her bra wicked fast without even removing her shirt? Yeah both Noah and Ransom can do that. It’s something to do at department stores.

7. *A random woman handing out pamphlets asks Ransom if he’s found the Lord today*

Ransom: Let me tell you something about your goddamn Lo- *gets dragged away*

I think it would be hot

Ranoah needs to get taken down a peg or two and who's better equipped to do that than his suspicious older advisor