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Prudence. Corazon. First actual date. (Or, it doesn't have to be a DATE-date...but the two of them as a pair for the first time.)
AN: I am so sorry that this took so long (Corazón wasn’t talking to me until I insulted him), I hope it was with the wait! Thanks for the prompt!! <3 I own nothing. Also thanks to the Historian for beta-ing for me.
At the sound of footsteps, Prudence looked up from where she was laid out in a sunchair on the deck of the Joyful Damnation, attempting to enjoy some of the sun. “I see you’re alive,” she called out to the owner of the footsteps, causing the sound of them to stop before starting to head toward her purposefully.
“Alive?” their owner proclaimed. “Of course I’m alive! It takes more than a few drinks to keep this pirate down!” A head popped into her view. “Honestly, Prudence, who do you think you’re dealing with here?”
Glaring at Corazón, Prudence took one hand and shoved against his shoulder, “Get out of my sun,” she warned.
Stumbling back at the force of her hand, Corazón straightened up and put his hands on his hips, looking around. Instead of the busy sight of their remaining companions that he expected, he instead saw a deck that was empty of everyone but Prudence. “Where is everyone?” he huffed. “We were supposed to set sail first thing this morning!”
“Well, you probably should have thought about that before sleeping the morning away,” Prudence said, smirking. “Now, I need to go into the town myself; are you going to sit around and sulk all day, or will you be accompanying me?” She stood up and stretched before reaching over to grab the robe that she usually wore, casually shrugging it on.
Corazón felt his cheeks heat up and he quickly looked away. “I don’t know, I have some things to do around here to make sure we’re ready to go as soon as you all get back,” he told her. “It takes a lot to get a ship as incredible as The Damnation ready to go, you know.”
“Yes, but how often do we get to spend time in public without having to talk Egbert out of blowing something up or making sure Dob doesn’t run off with all the gold?” she asked.
When he looked up, she was smiling. “You may have a point,” he conceded, “And I do deserve a vacation after all the work I do for you guys.”
“Exactly,” she said, brushing by him as she walked off the ship and looking over her shoulder at him. “Why don’t you say we have some fun?”
Our weird Venn diagram: 12, Jeeves, Piers
GOD. Thinking about it from the kokoro is the absolute worst, gotta think of it logistically.
Husband: Jeeves. He is incredibly husbando material. I can be a breadwinner but baby I can't cook or clean, and all my family problems would be solved with wacky hijinks.
Best Friend: 12. Jeeves and 12 would actually be reversed, but I don't want the responsibility of the Doctor being in love with me and what that could potentially do to the universe if something happened to me. That's a LOT. Besties, can handle. We can go to concerts and stuff. Start a garage band. Yeah.
One-Night Stand: Piers. I mean he's great, but he's a hot adventurer, that is quintessential one-night stand and a note on the pillow the next morning stuff. Also idk if he can cook.
Bag customisation, the mostly @randomthunk way.
I found the St. John’s patch and Bowie patch on Etsy, and Bill’s patch just by chance on the googles.
I might still yet swap out the Whouffaldi and PCap pins and replace the one with the other, but we’ll see. No matter, they look awesome on anything.
Nobody likes Wednesdays
This is a short little thing. Based on this piece of beautiful and sweet fanart by the lovely @randomthunk (who you should all be following already).
He knew. He knew... he knew he was forgetting something. Something important. Or was it something ordinary? Could it be both?
It had to do with the middle of the earth week. At least he thought so. Was it that everyone he passed hated the middle of the week? No it wasn't that.
The regeneration had still left so many things scrambled. Like someone had poured a dozen jigsaw boxes out on the floor and he had to put all the pieces back. This had led to him finding himself eating far too much candy and then nibbling on a stalk of celery.
Walking through his blue but new but old box he tried to look for something to jog his memory or distract himself for long enough that he would find the puzzle piece that had the answer.
It came to him in a dusty storage room, when he had been trying to wrestle the chalkboard from the grip of boxes of stuff collected over his two millennia of living. Jarring it free, he fell flat on his back. A sun hat falling from the top of one of the boxes as well and into his lap.
Skinny dusty fingers brushed the rim, remembering the hat. Remembering its owner.
Clara.
Clara, Clara, Clara, how could he have forgotten Clara? How could he forget their Wednesday arrangements?
Jumping to his feet, he awkwardly ran to the console room. Not quite used to these new legs.
With a swirl and a dash around the control panel he would land on a Monday. Mondays are better than Wednesdays aren't they supposed to be? They come earlier. Even for an alien with a time machine.
Straightening his hair and jacket. He tried to look less magician and more Doctor. Out the door he found her almost ready to leave for something nice he presumed with the way she was dressed.
"I didn't forget," he said, voice still rough from lack of use. And he wasn’t even sure if that was true. Had he missed any Wednesdays since he had taken her for chips and coffee? He didn't know. His hand held half out to her. Letting her lead letting her decide. "I only landed... early."
The question hang there in the silence. Could she handle this? Another bit of change? From the young face to this one that someone had already aged for him (he would find that puzzle piece one day as well. He was determined). From the middle of the earth week to the beginning?
A smile, a beautiful smile that could put the stars he had been chasing for a millennia and a half to shame lit up her face. Her hands passed by his, his fingers looped around her wrists in shock as she pressed her lips to his forehead, in return his lips brushed against her knuckles.
"You can come on Mondays. This will be just fine."
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Sooo... clearly this is not canon. And my anxiety says it's not that good but I am happy that it is on "paper" now. Even if it did take waaaay too long.

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Not sure if you know these people but I love @randomthunk, @bensolcs, and @magnumrevolver!
I do!
@randomthunk makes amazing art, primarily whouffaldi but so much more
@bensolcs - diana is a mutual who makes a ton of amazing things in many, many fandoms
@magnumrevolver - jem is another mutual who does graphics and so much more in marvel, doctor who, and many other fandoms
writer/artist appreciation - send me your fav
I guess... I was just to shy up to this point... but I figured I really should post this...
I was reading @owlsflower ‘s book and I just really wanted to draw Iris and Herne as ponies because they were so well written it was just so clear what they would look like. I drew these around three years ago when the book first came out, and just hid it away in my folder... I don’t know it you’ll like it but I thought I should share it anyway! X3
Thank you for sharing your book with all of us!
Can you write something Clara-focused with 12 doing the "I want to kiss it to death" line? Because he actually said it, so it'd be nice to see it used properly. :P
I’m not sure what you mean by “properly”, but I tried:
Some days, all Clara wanted was to escape the boredom of everyday life. She would wait eagerly for the blue box to materialise in her bedroom, the storage cupboard at school, her parents’ garden shed and all the other strange places she had seen the time machine appear, she would hop into the TARDIS, ready for the Doctor to take her away to an alien planet or a catastrophic event somewhere between the stone age and the 95th century for a day or a week or maybe three months, all depending on her mood. Today, however, she trudged more than skipped into that blue box, her feet heavy with exhaustion and her body craving nothing more than a hot bubble bath and her bed. An adventure was the last thing on her mind.