#raidcoons

Awww... gross. Sending seasonal love from us here at Mum Not Proud and on behalf of our videogame-children (it's a real thing, look it up), we know you were on the naughty list, so we are preparing some good stuff from both of them soon, we just ask for your usual saintly patience, a check up under the (social media) tree from time to time and maybe some holiday left-overs 'missing'... From our black and hairy hearts, Happy Holidays.

At least that's what we like to think.

Except we kinda mean it. Except we don't. Except we do. 

1.Send your raiders.                                                                                                2.Wait for your raiders.                                                                                  3.Claim your raiders' loot.                                                                                        4.Hire more raiders. 

You also can not, you know. 

That said, it also doesn't mean you should stop. 

And other people might need more than love. 

Those handsome, daring small shapes.