#mumnotproud

Awww... gross. Sending seasonal love from us here at Mum Not Proud and on behalf of our videogame-children (it's a real thing, look it up), we know you were on the naughty list, so we are preparing some good stuff from both of them soon, we just ask for your usual saintly patience, a check up under the (social media) tree from time to time and maybe some holiday left-overs 'missing'... From our black and hairy hearts, Happy Holidays.

At least that's what we like to think.

Except we kinda mean it. Except we don't. Except we do. 

 And you mean animals in a good way.

Like sea water being delicious or sharks having an accompanying theme song. 

We didn't think you needed to know food IS food, but here we are. 

How did you know? And how did we know what you know?

Best case scenario, you're making a fashion statement. Worst case scenario, all the other scenarios.