OK SOO imagine being a filo in a gachia verse and ur bf zanka tags along to visit ur community (OR THE PUROK IF U MAY HAHAHAH)
supposedly a 1-day visit but it feels like more than one because of how many things that happened ๐
1. zanka RLLY wants to help the titas in the kitchen but they just gave him a pamaypay and told him to fan the charcoals outside (and he did like a good boy ๐ HAHAHAHA)
2. THE TITAS AND THE LOLAS KEEP FEEDING HIM but the boy doesnt have the guts to decline so u have to step in multiple times ๐ญ๐ญ
3. zanka was curious about a grp of kids holding matchboxes and the kids sense his curiosity so one of them went up to him. he asked whats inside so the kid wordlessly took his hand, open the matchbox on his palm AND OUT CAME A LONG LEGGED FAT ASS SPIDER. he wanted to scream ๐ญ๐ญ but he wanted to look cool but fails so he melted on his monoblock chair
4. he ate a balut while internally crying ๐. he knows he could've said no, knows its ok to say no but he SRSLY wanted to look cool in front of u (u gave him a taho wash away his palate. thankfully he likes the taho)
5. plays chinese garter with u and gets lowkey competitive with the neighborhood kids. too bad for him, u are the local un-kabog-able chinese garter queen
6. "TITO HOYY WAG MO BIGYAN YAN NG RED HORSE!" ๐ญโ๏ธ
7. genuinely thought "bakla" is an endearment (zanka why ๐ญ) cause many of ur friends there call u that. so when he called u that, u are just: ๐ฟ
it was chaotic, yes. but would he come back? for you definitely ๐โโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
ANON YANG UTAK MO ANG GALING
dagdag ko na rin, since karaoke is a serious thing when it comes to family gatheringsโzanka def would participate and aim for a perfect score. but we all know some videoke machines just dont give 100 at all HAHAHAHAHA
SURELY, he'd be tired as fuck after that day ๐ญ filipino family reunions are not for the weak. social energy = DRAINED. GONE.
im so tempted to write something about this... putting this in the tags bc anon's headcanons are amazing ๐
