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DM: Okay, you have successfully tamed the mutant behemoth.
Rachphdl: What should we call it?
Yollok (sorcerer): Fries.
Roksana (druid): I second that.
Sinbad: Done.
Aisha: Does that mean our party has a side of extra-large Fries?
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DM: It appears that the signature drink of the Bleak Egg is-
Aisha (wizard): Eggnog?
DM: -a cactus-based wine served in a cactus.
Rachphdl (centaur): Ooh, I had one of those while I was on the set of Princess of the Desert Sands!
DM: Do you just have a list of generic movie titles written down?
Rachphdl: I should.
Rachphdl (centaur): I want to flirt with the lady centaurs.
DM: What?
Rachphdl: I want to flirt.
Dolly (eladrin): With who?
Rachphdl: The lady centaurs.
DM: You mean the lady merfolk?
Rachphdl: …Yes.
Rachphdl (centaur): No, I don’t know my Diplomacy modifier yet.
DM: It’s a net 0.
Rachphdl: Oh no! But I’m trying to become an actress!
Percy: There’s a reason you’ve only played a tree. In a play called Horror of the Tombs.
Rachphdl (centaur): I get 24 for Athletics.
DM: You excel at whatever you just did.
Rachphdl: I skyrimed up a cliff!
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Iah: Can I climb up on Rachphdl?
Rachphdl (centaur): No.
DM: With a successful Acrobatics check.
Rachphdl: I’m resisting!
Iah: I rolled a 10.
DM: You succeed.
Rachphdl: I’m resisting violently!
Aisha: 10 to mount an unsaddled, resisting horse? There’s no way.
Rachphdl: I’m not a horse!
DM: Any last thoughts for the session?
Rachphdl (centaur): Can I lock in swordmage as my class?
DM: You can indeed. Now that you know that you are a centaur swordmage, are you going to stay with the party or leave to pursue the illustrious career of underwater stage manager?
Rachphdl: I’m going to be a star!
Cook: How do we even prepare an earth elemental? Look, it’s dirt all the way through!
Aisha: I once saw a cooking show where they served a ‘soil’ in the savoury dish?
Rachphdl: A cooking show? Like, in the market square?
