#quote poll

Scratch

Wound

Minor impediment

Scrape

I do not consent to answering this question, mystical magical man

“That dog has an aura. And the aura is annoying.”

“Man cannot live on bread alone. He can, however, live on Dr Pepper.”

“Speaking of hobos, I almost hit one today.”

“Between the two of us, we make 3/4 of a whole Mexican!”

“Surgery is just crafting but with live tissue.”

“Oh, sure, just make the gay people dig through shit.”

“Whiteness is contagious.”

“I have an emotional support pet. It’s called Crown Royal.”

“Well at least they didn’t shit on the dead cat.”

“My right butt cheek is real emotional right now.”

“He may have lost to communism, but he will not lose his composure.”

“All bangs are good. Except for TERF bangs.”

"Strange things are afoot at the Circle-K"

"Be excellent to each other" "And party on dudes" (both are said together)

"Shut up, Ted!"

"You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!"

"All we are is dust in the wind, dude."

"Don't 'fear the reaper'!"

"69, dudes!"

"Most excellent!"

"Bogus!"

"That was non, non, non, non-heinous!"

"Iron Maiden? Excellent!"

"And we're... Wyld Stallyns!"

How do you simplify fractions again? / You cry.

where are the baguettes? / they're in the drawer.

YES RYAN!! GO RYAN!! YE- Ryan oh my god you are a waste of oxygen.

Can you stop making noise? / Microwave.

Dad, what if I forced you to eat wet cement?

if you want to steal the sword you gotta get away from Pete.

I don't have a mind castle, I have a mind unfinished basement.

people keep finding new and more creative ways to disgust me

splinters on your feet? hah! Sounds like something only a loser would get.

do u see a plate of deserts and think ´who brought so many sparklers in here?´

you just give off that aura. That cucumber aura.

I hope they got hit by a truck but like not super hard

They should ban Facebook for people over 50

You should talk to Chat GPT until you convince it to kill itself*

Just grab a frickin' baby, bro

No, I have qualifications to back up my obsession

I'm trying to be a supportive father, which is something I've never tried before

That's not whimsical, you're just being a loser

I will drink something else unpleasant like oil

If you paid me one million dollars I would not take a shower at school

I don't want one of your cucumbers. Your phallic-shaped objects

I contain one tude, and it's that I want to kill myself

She's like if a 7 year old became an adult

I know that it's not a prime number, I remember when birthdays are prime numbers