Shit Halibel might say (if she knew what was going on outside her prison cell)
During the Quincy arc, Halibel, as the most powerful espada still living, obviously played a super important role: she sat in prison the entire damn time and everyone forgot about her (not that Iβm bitter). But what if Halibel knew what was going on in the rest of Hueco Mundo, outside of her prison? Perhaps because the Quincy, um, installed a CCTV or something for her. What sorts of things might she say?
1.Β βFirst few years of being queen: not so good.β
2.Β βI cannot believe a group of humans managed to defeat me and take my throne.β
3.Β βSuddenly I am more sympathetic to Barraganβs constant bitterness.β
4.Β βAt least I am not yet forced to work for the Quincy.β
5.Β βThey did, however, tie me up in release for some reason. Which does not make sense. Surely if I am powerful enough to maintain this state, I am powerful enough to escape. If not, I should not be able to maintain it.β
6.Β βItβs not so that Tite Kubo can draw me in a sexy pose, is it?β
7.Β βNo, that would be exploitative.βΒ
8.Β βAt least my predecessor, Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck, is on her way to summon Kurosaki Ichigo. She will make him understand the gravity of this situation.β
9.Β β...by appearing in child form.β
10.Β βI probably would not have done this particular errand in a childβs form.β
11.Β βIt seems that I will not be in prison long, now.β
12.Β βIt is gratifying to see Apacci, Mila Rose, and Sung-Sun working together (more or less), slaughtering their enemies en masse.β
14.Β βThey have been defeated?β
15.Β βI will avenge them.β
16.Β βIt is a personal and narrative certainty: my subordinates have been injured, and I now must be freed in order to avenge them.β
17.Β βWait a moment, never mind, they are all right! They have summoned Ayon and - β
19.Β βNever mind they have been defeated again.β
20.Β βBut their probable deaths will not go unavenged, since Kurosaki Ichigo...β
21.Β β...is leaving to go to Soul Society?β
23.Β βAt least he left his subordinates behind. Including Grimmjow, a fellow former espada! They will certainly be coming soon in order to gain my alliance.β
25.Β βOr possibly they will hang out and eat potatoes. That is also a strategy.β
26.Β βI am not worried.β
27.Β βFor Urahara Kisuke is among them.β
28.Β βHe is an individual who knows how to find powerful allies of all sorts.β
29.Β βBecause of him those weird masked shinigami fought with the other shinigami, despite their animosity.β
30.Β βHe managed to convince Grimmjow, an espada who does not understand logic or care for reason, to fight with them.β
31.Β βI am certain that he is spending his time coming up with a plan to rescue me.β
32.Β βWhat else could he be doing?β
34.Β βOH COME ON HOW IS GETTING ORIHIME INOUE A NEW OUTFIT MORE IMPORTANT THAN RESCUING ME, THE MOST POWERFUL LIVING ESPADA WHO NEEDS TO AVENGE HER SUBORDINATES TO FINISH HER CHARACTER ARC?!β
35.Β βAlthough to be fair she looks very nice.β
36.Β βAnd now they are leaving as well.β
38.Β βIt took hundreds of chapters for Orihime Inoue to be rescued.β
39.Β βThe fighting will undoubtedly cycle back to here.β
45.Β βI hate my life.β