#quick maths

as much as I can fit without making you burst

hmm let's do some math

A Krispy kreme original is 190 calories x 12 is 2280 calories

2L of coke is 810 calories

Plus three good meals so like 500 + 750 + 1000 calories

Puts us at 5340 calories

Then apply the high/munchies multiplier: 5340 × 150% = 8010 calories

I love Taylor Swift yappin’ about her feelings.

Therefore,

Taylor Swift is not a straight ppl.

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When SJM announced the spin offs, she said there were 3 books and a novella.

Book 1 was ACOSF.

SJM stated she KNOWS which couple is book 2.

And for book 3, she's choosing between 5 couples.

Now...if Gwynriel and Elucien were a thing, that wouldn't make sense.

If book 2 was Gwynriel or Elucien...wouldn't she say she say she'd know what book 3 is instead of choosing from 5 different couples? Wouldn't that be locked in? Wouldn't she say she knows what book 2 and book 3 are about? (And we KNOW Elain is getting a book because SJM has already said she is)

Cause why would she do Gwynriel or Elucien and not do the other couple.

It wouldn't make sense unless Elriel was book 2 and then she didn't know what couple for the next.

Also something I posted on reddit:

We know there's 2 books and a novella left but SJM never said that all the books and novella had to do with the current storyline. Koschei could wrap up in the next book and the novella and last book could be completely separate from NC, characters we know now, or even the current time. It could be in the future, in the past, in a different court entirely.

So, it's not guaranteed that the spin offs are sequential.

I think I just found a solution f that is not continuous and that satisfies

Behold! my solution:

- nsfw toki encouraging shige to give in to his desires and be earnest and honest without shame that will end up as body worship (1k words in)

- the exact same scenario as the one above but I started this one first and got worried because I made Yorishige a little weird with it and I thought people wouldn't like it (3.5k words in)

- vague fluffy idea of yorishige using pinky swears to get tokiyuki to hold hands with him (none of its really usable I'd have to start over probably)

- nsfw bath scene with shige being completely head over heels and melty for his lord (2.5k words but its like two different intros)