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“No reason.” Wilford waved a hand quickly, smirking. “I was curious, is all.”

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“No reason.” Wilford waved a hand quickly, smirking. “I was curious, is all.”

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“ I hate everything.”
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He frowned at his friend’s distress, leaning beside her and wrapping an arm around her shoulder. “Aw come on,” he began, trying to give some sort of positive grin her way. “You don’t hate everything. You don’t hate ME, or yourself.”
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Wilford frowned at what she had said, changing his direction of view towards the plate. He supposed she was right, he didn’t need to make himself I L L --- it would be terrible of him, considering his responsibilities.
But the knife couldn’t do him too badly, could it?
“You’re definitely right, Mireya,” he nodded, lifting the sandwich and leaning upon the counter. He tilted his head down, but rolled his eyes to see her still and pointed. He glanced to the food then, looking over it and wondering once again, if maybe it was a BAD IDEA. “Hm.”
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“------ In my own defense, he called me names.”
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“Do you have red?” He asked, raising a red and white striped jacket up. It wasn’t necessarily ugly, but it definitely wasn’t the most attractive. “I don’t have very much blue.”
Wilford had exactly O N E shirt that was blue, actually. Technically not a lie. It wasn’t very much.

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“Don’t you know who I AM,” he cried, struggling against the man’s grip while he felt the handcuffs slap onto his wrists. “I’m Wilford Warfstache!”
Wilford was angered by this agent, and had no intent of allowing his job to be easy. Numerous profanities escaped from under his breath, a varyingly strong scent of alcohol emerging with each one. “I am an I M P O R T A N T fucking journalist, sir,“ he spewed, wiggling his shoulders in a poor attempt to escape. An arrest record, he realized, could taint his credibility! It could ruin his career, and send his life in shambles. In turn, the realization sent HIM into shambles. He actually began to sob, although, drunkenly at that. “PLEASE don’t do this!”