#queerminho

the babe aesthetic chronicles | queerminho

this is also for that anon that asked for minewt

first to roll out of bed when the baby cries in the middle of the night newt he gets up straight away when he hears even a little noise and minho's like 'i'll do it' but newt cant help it its like a bad habit

uses strange methods to potty train MINHO omg newt's always like 'WHY CANT WE BE NORMAL PARENTS' whenever he hears minho's crazy ideas and he's like 'THIS WILL WORK I SWEAR OUR CHILD WILL BE THE COOLEST BC THEY'LL BE POTTY TRAINED FIRST'

tries to sleep in the baby’s bed newt his excuse is 'im just testing it out seeing if its soft enough and strong enough' and ends up falling asleep on it

struggles with changing diapers newt he hates to admit it but he just CANNOT change diapers hes even looked at youtube videos and minho laughs at all his attempts 

panics that they’re a bad parent newt he feels like he's not doing things right and minho says 'you looked up youtube videos on how to change diapers trust me you are the best and most dedicated parent ever ok'

falls asleep trying to get the baby to sleep BOTH OF THEM like newt first tries but the baby WILL NOT go to sleep so he calls minho to help and they both tell stories and end up falling asleep while the baby is playing around who's not even a little tired

tries eating the baby food minho omg he's like 'IT LOOKS SO GOOD I HAVENT EATEN THIS SINCE I WAS A BABY OK DONT JUDGE ME' and newts like wth im judging you very hard

is hyper sensitive when the baby gets hurt newt he sits there hugging the baby saying 'its okay dont cry you're okay' and the baby isnt even crying theyre just confused and minho's says to newt 'maybe i should tell you not to cry' 

baby proofs the house meticulously minho he has the most unlikliest scenarios of what would happen 'JUST IN CASE NEWT' and newt just facepalms

follows the bus on the first day of Kindergarten newt omg when they're both at the bus stop waving the bus away newt looks at minho and minhos like 'DONT U DARE' and newts like 'I NEED TO MAKE SURE THEY'RE GOING TO THE RIGHT PLACE'

cries at the Christmas play minho omg he tries to discreetly wipe a tear and newts like 'are you crying' and minho's like 'NO I AM NOT I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY EYE' and newt just smiles 'sure you do'

AW YUSS

first to roll out of bed when the baby cries in the middle of the night they both takes turns but minho is the one does mostly 

uses strange methods to potty train THOMAS oh man he has the weirdest ideas like once he tried using biscuits as rewards 

tries to sleep in the baby’s bed thomas definitely 'it's so comfortable' 'AT LEAST THE BABY DOESN'T TAKE THE ENTIRE BLANKET LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW'

struggles with changing diapers minho omg every time he does it he screws up and thomas is like 'do u need help' and minho's like 'NO I CAN DO IT I NEED TO PROVE MY WORTH AS A FATHER'

panics that they’re a bad parent thomas omg he starts going on and on about it to minho and minho just hugs him tight and promises him that he's the best parent their kid could ask for

falls asleep trying to get the baby to sleep thomas like minho comes in and finds thomas on the bed snoring loudly with the baby 

tries eating the baby food minho of course 'im just testing it it could be poisoned do you have any idea what preservatives they put in here'

is hyper sensitive when the baby gets hurt minho he asks 'ARE YOU OKAY' like 293849032 times and does a full body check and 'NEXT TIME WEAR A HELMET AND KNEE PADS OKAY THOMAS MAKE SURE THEY WEAR IT'

baby proofs the house meticulously thomas he literally puts baby gates EVERYWHERE and minho's like 'OUR BABY IS NOT A HAMSTER THOMAS'

follows the bus on the first day of Kindergarten minho and when thomas questions him about hes like 'THE BUS COULD HAVE BROKEN DOWN AND THEY WOULD'VE BEEN STRANDED'

cries at the Christmas play bOTH OF THEM 

YES//everything minho related should be more of a thing tbh but baby is so overlooked always it hurts my soul

queerminho replied to your post “is it just me or?? should minho/ben be more of a thing”

IN THE MOVIE (or was it a deleted scene) AFTER THEY BANISHED BEN AND MINHO JUST LINGERS BY THE DOORS, TOUCHING THEM AND NOT BELIEVING THAT HE DID THAT TO BEN AND HE JUST LOOKED SO BROKEN IM NOT OKAY

SERIOUSLY THEY WERE PROBABLY TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME AND THEY WERE OBVIOUSLY COMPATIBLE, FUCK I'M SO TIRED OF MINHO LOSING PEOPLE HE LOVES