Jul 21, 2025
Qrow: Remember when you were 8 and you were playing Line of Fire and the guy on the other end said he'd fuck your mom?
Whitley: I... What?
Qrow: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, HASN'T IT, WHIT4WHIT97~?
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Qrow: Remember when you were 8 and you were playing Line of Fire and the guy on the other end said he'd fuck your mom?
Whitley: I... What?
Qrow: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, HASN'T IT, WHIT4WHIT97~?
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Willow: Where's Qrow?
Yang: On a scouting mission with Ruby. (Shrugs) Sorry to disappoint.
Willow: And I wore heels and everything...
Weiss: MOTHER~!
Not exactly Father's Day or Mother's Day, but...
Qrow: Hey! Happy Adoption Day, kid~!
Whitley: Belated Adoption Day...
Qrow: Yeah... Choosing it the day AFTER your mom and I's wedding anniversary is kinda weird. (Sees something) Hm? What's that?
Whitley: (Holding paper) It's... a gift.
Qrow: Heh... You don't gotta get me anything, kid. But, uh... What did you get me?
Whitley: (Holds out paper) Erm... Here.
Image: Qrow and Whitley side-by-side
Whitley: I'm not much of an artist, but... Khm! I... I thought you'd appreciate it.
Qrow: Appreciate it?
Whitley: (Thinking) I should have known. I've worked hard on this, but father would say-
Qrow: Kid, I love it! Hahaha~!
Whitley: Huh?
Qrow: Y'know, I was a bit of an artist myself when I was your age. Not that anyone in the tribe supported me because it doesn't pay as well as looting-
Whitley: It's not that good-
Qrow: To sell? Mm, maybe not. But to hang up? Oh, you better believe I wanna show everyone how talented you are!
Whitley: N-No! Father- I mean, Qrow, it's not that impressive!
Qrow: Not to you, but to me? It means almost as much as you do. Thank you. (Hugs) Y'know I'll always be proud of you, right?
Whitley: Yes, of course,
...Of course I know.
Qrow: ...Is your old man still around?
Winter: Yes. Why?
Qrow: ...
Qrow: Does he need to be?
Winter: EH?!
Qrow: Here, Whitley; if I'm gonna be your new step-dad, we need to start bonding now. I hear you like Lord of the Rings, I got you a comic book! It's called Berserk, and the guy at the store said you'd love it! Go read that while I forget you asked I'm shirtless and coming out of your mom's bedroom.
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Qrow: C'mon, kids! Let's skip town like a couple of drifters!
Weiss: I hardly think my mother would approve of this.
Willow: Qrow? Qrow, is that you?
Qrow: H-Hey, Willow! Just taking your precious little girl out of town for a team-building exercise that might endanger her life. Probably against her wishes!
Willow: (Giggles) Okay, have fun, you two~! (Leaves)
Weiss: ...How do you know my mom?
Qrow: Er... Uh...
Weiss: I shouldn't have to ask twice.
Qrow: And I shouldn't have to answer once!
Weiss: SO YOU DID FUCK MY MOM!