Sometimes I sit with myself and think about how 99.99% of Elfhame knew that Jude and Cardan were obsessed with each other since their school days, and I just know they were SICK of their shit.
I know some of those freaks (Bomb and Roach specifically) earned some good money when Cardan announced her as his wife in QoN.
The gasp of shock wasn't because they were married. That gasp was because "OMFG THEY FINALLY ADMITTED IT"











