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For Alex it’s cheese that he craves  And lactose he willingly braves Thought it makes him quite sick  A little pill does the trick from his flatulence the whole house it saves.

“My crisps” Danny one day cried by Leicester lockdown he was terrified his mini meltdown caused the whole house to frown Q yelled quick bond make him something fried.

For Bond there's not much that he misses even alcohol he now dismisses He’s gone through his purge for sex he hasn't the urge  no matter how Danny plies him with kisses.

Name: lapsang-and-earlgrey Minion ID: QB-P3 Division: Researcher, Picker, frustrated(crap) writer,  commenter, Personal goal for fest: Post my first ficlet, try to host a watch party, write loads of headcannons, to learn to write a decent fic-rec /review Time zone:  BST (GMT+1)

This is my first 00Q fest proper I was a bit of a lurker this year. Erm, as far as ships goes I'm a bit of a fandom bike I'll ship/read any grouping as long as the story grabs me.

Its a sad day when Q’s precious scrabble mug breaks. He finds it smashed on the floor one morning with no sign of who or what might have knocked it over.  He’s almost inconsolable “I had it in a safe place I don’t understand how this could have happened”. When Bond offers to find a replacement Q wails “They don’t make them anymore” 

A few days later Bond presents him with these four new mugs the last one makes Q laugh its not his scrabble mug but now he has a new mug and a new memory.

Bond orders extra just incase.

Bond returned home to find his kitchen looked more like a lab there was equipment every where he was used to coming home and finding usually organised kitchen a bit of a mess but this was beyond ridiculous. There was a canister of gas hooked up with hoses to a small barrel and a beer tap a 

James winces at that one his last mission had been particularly heavy on the lost or broken equipment and although their relationship had done  little to improve his equipment return rate they had at least reach an en tant about it  maybe it was time for a peace offering something to soothe those caffeine withdrawals

James Bond’s Earl Grey Tea Lemonade

3 tbs of Earl Grey or six tea bags

the zest of 3 unwaxed Lemons 

1 cup of sugar

1 cup of water

1 cup of lemon juice

Put tea (cut open your tea bags if you are using them) Water, Lemon zest and sugar in a pan and bring it to the boil simmer for 3-5 minutes. Set aside for 20-30 minutes to steep depending on how strong you like your tea flavour.

meanwhile juice enough lemons to give you 1 cup of juice ¯

Once the syrup has steeped strain the mixture through a fine mesh sieve.

Stir in the lemon juice. If you don’t plan on serving the lemonade that day bring return the mixture to the pan and bring back to the boil before transferring it a bottle for refrigeration it should keep for a week.

To serve mix the syrup with 2-3 parts water to one part syrup.

Ingredients:

Scrambled Duck Eggs ( do not under any circumstances eat hen eggs these poisonous substitutes are beneath a princess like you SO RUDE!!! DEMAND YOUR RIGHTS!!!!!!!) Creme Fresh (make sure daddy lets you lick the spoon humans are unworthy of such a privilege) Blinis (store bought ones are okay but fresh ones are better) Wild Scottish Smoked Salmon (the farmed stuff is for peasants) Beluga Caviar ( don’t let them fob you off with that lumpfish rubbish) Very Finely Chopped Parsley or Chives

Method:

What did you think we where going to give you instructions? Look we are a cat and a princess we don’t cook!!!! that is what hooman’s are for. It’s SOOOOOO RUDE that you think a PRINCESS should degrade herself to the level of cooking her own food SOOOOO SOOOO RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Tips:

Yowl at your hooman until they wake up. If necessary bite there nose earlobes or other soft parts. Scream in there ear as if your throat has been cut and your are dying of starvation. Refuse all other food and until your Daddy makes the Decaying Battleship or the Oaf make you your breakfast. They have to be good for something after all.

If that doesn't work and the insist your eat the same muck as your brother its time to throw up in someones shoes preferable the handmade ones.

Serve as Pictured:

Q has a framed picture of this car and every time Bond is excessively badly behaved he threatens to equip him with it 

Alex’s Grown up No Churn Raspberry Ripple Ice Cream

Alex loves ice cream and Danny wants him to have all the things he never had growing up. Alex was never allowed sweets and ice cream (Francis has so much to answer for) and now he has an incredible sweet tooth. 

Danny made this for Alex’s Birthday dinner. It looks particularly nice presented unmolded from a pudding basin,terrine or loaf pan topped more with crushed meringue and pieces of freeze dried raspberries. 

You can also make this recipe with any other flavour of curd, lemon, passion fruit or even rhubarb are also yummy and if your feeling lazy you can just use shop bought curd.

Raspberry Curd: 350g/12 oz Raspberries (frozen actually works better for this recipe) 1 tbs of water Juice of half a lemon 3 eggs  100g/3.5oz/7tbs unsalted Butter 1/2 teaspoon of cornflour/cornstarch (this is optional but it helps with the texture)

or a 340g/12oz jar of Raspberry Curd if you can find it.

Ice Cream base: 300ml/1/2 pint of Double / Heavy Cream 300ml/1/2 pint of Greek Yogurt (you can use fat free or 5%) 100g/3.5oz Crushed Meringue