#limmerick

My poetry's not superficial

I do rhymes and free verse,

My poems aren't terse,

Their effect on you is benificial!

I have joy and whimsy in my heart

I always love doing my part

I do non-limmericks too,

sometimes a haiku,

And I'll try, as always, to be smart

@copyright-offical @french-horn-offical @sans-the-skeleconch @orange-official (idk the ones I knew off the top of my head)

"THE MOTHER-IN-LAW 

She fights and she snarls like a cat,

She lays out her son-in-law flat.

Her manner's tyrannic,

Her nerve is titanic,

Oh my God! This is amazing! I’m not quite blushing, but I’m definitely laughing. XD

I didn’t get this the first time around, so thank you for sending it to me!  For real guys, I didn’t realize how much of a problem it was.  Go ahead and resend me stuff.  Tumblr has been eating all of my asks lately.

My goddamn hair is a mess and to tell you the truth, I'll confess that the rag on my head Was not a product of bed, or even a cost of my stress.

I think I combed it wrong. I was trying for something more long but one side is stuck coiled, not very well oiled, and belongs in an 80's punk song.

I tried hard to play it off like when eye contact turns into a cough. I smiled with a twitch but came out like a bitch who's trying too hard not to scoff.