Oct 20, 2020
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*has discord on discord*
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Jason: Percy! Stop stealing my thunder!
Percy: Well I am the...
The lighting thief.
Percy: *dabs*
PSA
Gray is one of the bestest, most clever and punny people I know, and I am so gray-teful we’re friends they’re actually such a wonderful dork thanks for knighting me into our friendship @siriusly-sly
So I had just finished explaining to my mother why the Soviet Union’s national anthem is basically the best thing ever. Afterwards, she told me to “stop stalling and do [my] chores.”
My response: “Don’t you mean ‘Stalin’?” Mother: “Get out.” Me: “I’m just ‘Lenin’ you a hand with your puns!” Mother: “UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” Me: “I guess I’ll just start ‘Russian’ around!” *silence* Me: “Am I disowned yet?” My poor, sad mother: “Yes.”
"It's a weevil?" Inej asked, examining it. "A chemical weevil," said Jesper. "But Wylan still hasn't named it. My vote is for the Wyvil."
Crooked Kingdom
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It’s cuz a donkey will look down, and a mule will be too stubborn to die...
magneto? more like bear-neto