#punkrocksanta

This Friday! Come mosh to some Christmas songs with us as we rock this year away! #goodbye2020 #freeconcert #tempemarketplace #punkrock #punkrocksanta #christmasmusic #mesa https://www.instagram.com/p/CIzWO7pAJ3O/?igshid=5zjs32muwgn3

So I’m sitting at Footsy Magoo’s, bs’ing with @dino_zolty and basically just minding my own business, when this girl comes over and asks me if I’m Santa, and if she can take a picture on my lap. I said I was his punk rock cousin. She then asks the birthday girl, @ashleigh_hellish, “is this yours?” while pointing at me, to which Ashleigh just kind of laughed and goes “I guess so?” Rando chick and her friend then proceed to sit on my lap while their friend takes pictures of them fondling my beard. If you’d asked me earlier if I’d enjoy having random chicks sit on my lap and have their pictures taken “with Santa,” I’d probably have laughed and been all for it, but HOLY SHIT was it awkward and uncomfortable. Thanks to @dino_zolty for having the sense to snap a few pics. 😅 Ironically, I helped @camandaboutahorse film a video on consent and touching at this very bar a few years back. #areyousanta #ashleighsbirthdayadventures #punkrocksanta #yousitonathroneoflies (at Footsy Magoo's) https://www.instagram.com/p/BruSq3EnUfk/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12r0h0hgr1e2u

It's that time again! Your pasta will be delivered by the girl in the punk rock Santa hat #30daystillchristmas #punkrocksanta #rockinholidays (at Ukrainian Village, Chicago)

F@%# that mall Santa! Raising cash today for the Lady Margaret Animal Foundation! $3 gets you a sweet pic with our punk rawk Santa and you help some homeless animals at the same time. Get some! #tprfm #punkrocksanta #santa #naughtylist (at Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market)

This year, Santa picked up my list in an Escalade. Perfect. #punkrocksanta #letlive #xmas