ββ¦Where is she? The last interview was twenty minutes ago. It only took iPad ten minutes to get here, itβs been twenty. Where could she even be?β The interviewer asks and looks around then takes a drink. βThese were supposed to take a day at most,β He says while drinking.
The interviewer hears a knock.
βCome in,β He says.
The door opens.
βI donβt see her anywhere, do you just want to do ours?β
βGive her like ten more minutes,β The interviewer says, the other person sighs then closes the door.
The interviewer takes another drink.
βI shouldβve said yesβ¦ I can still do that. Hey! I actually-β
Popcorn crashes through the ceiling.
ββ¦ARE YOU KIDDING ME?β
βHey man! Howβs it going?β Popcorn asks in the seat.
ββ¦ARE YOU KIDDING ME?β
βIβm ready for my interview!β Popcorn says.
ββ¦Fineβ¦ guess Iβllβ¦ whatever,β
Popcorn simply sits there and smiles.
βWhatβs your name?β
βPopcorn poppington the third!β
βPopcorn, what is your home dimension?β
βToday itβsβ¦ HVN-011,β Popcorn says looking at her ID.
ββ¦Iβm not even going to ask what you mean by today so whatβs the name of the show that you host?β
βShovember,β
βWhat are your most prevalent traits?β
βRandomness,β
ββ¦Anything else?β
βItβs all I have,β Popcorn says sadly.
ββ¦Alrightβ¦ greatest strength?β
βMy looks,β Popcorn says and snaps her fingers.
βGreatest Weakness?β
βCrippling loneliness,β Popcorn says.
βWhat was your challenge?β
βPing pong,β
βAnything stand out why you were doing that challenge?β
βYeahβ¦ The rose one and the robot one were weird during the final game. The rose one kept winning so much, but she did win the tournament so she must just be really good but the robot looked afraid. Which is weird because robots arenβt supposed to be afraid,β Popcorn says.
βInteresting,β The Interviewer says as he marks it down. βWhat do you plan to do with all of your free time?β
βSuccumb to my instincts,β Popcorn says, looking completely serious.
βContact Information?β
βCarrier Pigeon, just say βGo to Popcornβ itβll know,β
βGood enough. Any questions or comments?β
βWhere can I get a girlfriend?β
ββ¦You could start by repairing my roof,β
βOh that? Thatβs too easy,β Popcorn says and jumps up back through the roof which somehow reconstructs as she raises it up.
ββ¦Not even going to question it,β
A knock is heard on the door once again.
βYou want us in now?β The person who opens the door asks.
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Hello, it is I... Showvember suggesting anon... Today I come henceforth in my true form to reveal my evil motives!!! For you see, I had conjured a plan to introduce you to Showvember and get you to like Popcorn... So I could later come and request you draw her with my OC!!!! Muahahahah! Ok enough of that, uhh, hello, hi. I'm really glad you appreciated Popcorn this much, and I'd really like it if you could draw some ship art of her with my OC, silver watch! She is like a little dragon uh, thing... The broken bracelet works like a tail, hehe.
I really love your art (delicious art style yum yum) and think you are genuinely doing god's work with your blog. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOU'VE DONE I LOVE YOU!!!!! Okay buh bye hope you forgive my evil sorcery from earlier
GIGGLING THANK YOU FOR ALL THE COMPLIMENTS HELP
Im genuinely shit ass at drawing popcorn so like im sorry π¬π¬π¬π¬π¬ i hope u like it tho
sorry for the wait tho LMAOO i took way too long. but yea no thank u for getting me to watch showvember and lowkey sorry for stealing ur thing ππππ i should be the one asking u to forgive me πππ
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