#punchjokes

Punchline and Lex Luthor: *go for the knife*

Punchline: oh?👀

Joker: lmao her name is Alexis, luthor. I haven't called you lexy in years.

Lex: I'm aware. I was simply trying to speed up the process.

Punchline: sounds dangerously close to a pavlovian response if you ask me. I think somebody misses you, J.

Joker: awww thats so cute, you miss me? Do you want me to call you Lexy again? Like the old days?

Lex: Don't start, Joker. That's her name it doesn't even make sense anymore.

Punchline: you want a new petname? Luthor boy wants a new joker petname just for him?

Lex: ALEXIS I'VE EXPECTED MORE FROM YO-

Joker: I have the perfect name!

Punchline: OH OH IS THIS WHAT I THINK IT IS??

Joker: IT'S EXACTLY THAT

Lex: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO SAY AND IF YOU EVEN DARE-

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Later at lex luthor's limo

Kon: dad why does Joker call you Babygirl

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