#lexjokes

Clark: Of course! I would cherish you, hold you carefully and tenderly, find a pot with the fanciest best dirt for you and make you a cute worm Batman costume and find a worm translator so you could still order League members around!

Bruce: Hm... good.

Clark: : )

Bruce: ... I would to... just ... so you know.

Clark: I know. I love you.

Bruce: I love you too.

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Joker: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Lex: I don't particularly like you now even less love you, so no.

Joker: Ouchy... just so you know if you were a worm I would keep you in my favorite nice pot!

Lex: I know.

Joker: Aw, Lexy! See I love you.

Lex: Don't pretend you wouldn't do that because you know I hate that pot.

Joker: You know me soo well it must be true love.

Lex: One day someone will kill you, I'm betting on that zombie child that used to be one of Bruce's brats, tho the commissioner's daugther and Harley Quinn are also high on that list, not to mention any of your many many victims. Your days are counted, Joker, the day of comeuppance is getting close, and it won't invole the bat, no, your death will not be memorable nor funny nor any of your obsessive homoerotic dreams it will be pathetic just like you. One of those rare wins for justice that have to happen at somepoint, that will happen sooner than later. And when it happens it will be the second happiest day of my life.

Joker: ... So do you want to fuck?

Lex: You disgust me...

Joker: *raises one eyebrow*