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Vet: okay, I don't see any fractures but this toes are very swollen
Me: maybe he stepped in a bee
Punny coworker: I think he stepped in an A. It's pointier.
Vet: well, I guess we will *see*
Punny coworker: hopefully we find what *de* problem is
Vet: we can always send the rads *ee*-lectronically
Punny coworker:.... eff you *laughing*
Vet: well, gee, that was rude!
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Alya: Isn’t it an a-meow-zing day?
Rose: It’s paw-sitively clawsome!
Nino: A purr-fect one I’d say
(puns continues being thrown around, Adrien so far in the lead)
Alya: Come on Mari, join us!
Marinette: I hate to rain cats and dogs on your parade, but this kind of bugs me and I don’t feel very spit-spot today. Purr-haps I would feel more paw-sitive about it if I wasn’t sleep-deprived, but purr-obadly not.
Class: *gapes*
Adrien: *hearts for pupils* I love you
To the little Corny that made the cheese joke: I'm so proud of you! That was such a good joke, my heart !melted!
* “melt wike gwilled cheese!” agrees the small punny Corny hatchling. He’s a miniature Corny and a bit small for his toddler-hatchling age, but he loves to listen to the adult Cornies’ puns. He is very proud of himself and blushes at all of the praise and attention.
The Competition
* “i winned?” The little Corny hatchling is taken aback by this development. The other Cornies slither over, cheering and congratulating him, declaring him to be the Corny Joke Pun-dit. Once the cheering has died down, they wait for the little Corny to make another joke to celebrate his victory.
*The Corny hatchling squints, concentrating hard, gathering his innate Corny pun energy. After a moment, he says:
“da shovel was a gwound bweaking invenshun!”
It would cost you exactly $0 to stop and yet you just kept going.
Pun war round 2!
@yeehowdy-2-point-0 @pureangleda
Rus: Oh no, you've cat to be kitten me.
Red: This is gonna be a catastrophe.
Stretch: Whale here we go anyway.
Sans: Do you guys have the koala-fications to be chimpions.
Stretch: I don't know, how bout you let minnow how I'm doin?
Rus: If I'm being honest your puns are boaring, i find them unbearable.
Sans: Don't worry he's lion, your jokes are the sealiest I've heard, they really quack me up.
Red: Oh but if he's being mean on porpoise then he better get otter here.
Rus: alpaca my bags then.
Stretch: I don't like your cattitude.
Sans: Come on now I think we need to calm down, have a pup of tea and be more pawsitive to each other.
Red: Wren would that ever happen.
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The puns were flying today after last night’s post.
Pun war - part 1 ?
Hi Dave, other Dave here. I just wanna give a friendly reminder that I desperately want to make goofy magic card puns a thing. You are both a master of magic and puns, this clearly needs to be a thing you do.
Did we learn nothing from the terrible Pun War of 2015?!
I’m not proud of how overzealous I was with puns back then, and I will not forget the innocent people I hurt, nor painful lesson that came from it.
All things in moderation, puns included.
