#corny bitty

(Fanfiction is where people go when they love something so much that they want more of it. Fanfiction scratches the itch of all of our "what if" questions. Fanfiction knows no age.)

*Vex is doing her morning rounds at the Lamia (and Felid) Bittybones Adoption Center when she spots a crowd of Cornies near the front door. She approaches them only to discover that they are attempting to feed their snack stash to an extremely underweight, barely conscious Corny. When Vex reaches out to the lamia to check on him, he uses the last of his strength to latch onto her wrist.

*Vex barely notices customers coming and going from the shop. She is focused on the Corny, helping him to eat and comforting him from his trauma, which he isn't yet ready to talk about. He hasn't loosened his grip on her wrist, not even to eat.

*You've already checked out the Corny nests, but the laidback lamias seem... well, they just seem like they don't need you. You just aren't feeling a connection, so you head to the front desk to see if the shop owner has a suggestion. You spot the skinny Corny wrapped around her wrist, and you reach towards the underfed lamia with a comforting touch.

* "This little dude looks like he could use a McNugget or three," you say softly, scritching the Corny under the chin. He moves so fast that you're sure he took a shortcut because now he's clinging to your wrist like a living bracelet. You have a sneaking suspicion that he'd simply dodge if you tried to remove him, so you ask for an adoption form instead.

Here, have a bad quality lamia bitty picture lol

It's a corny in a snow leopard hoodie uwu I've planned to give a lamia bitty to one of my characters but I don't know hell what breed I shall take- hence the experimenting and numerous lamias drawings.

I'm not entirely sure where he came from or what he is, but he's so long and despite being seemingly sleepy, it was so hard to get him to stay still long enough to get a picture of his tail! He adores hanging out with my corny and watching me work, though

(pls ignore the black bitty face down to the left. he's a wip)

(corny and king lamia bitties belong to @vex-bittys

yesterday was fun, but i like discount candy day too

(Sorry this took so long)

*Vex smiles kindly at you, listening to your request. She thinks she might have just what you need: a full-sized Chain and King that just got their certification to be Service Bitties. Vex intends to lead you to them, but you haven't gone more than a few steps when you see them. The Chain is dragging the King towards you, and you can feel your SOUL reaching out to him.

*The two lamias stop in front of you. The Chain just smiles, but the King bows elegantly before flaring his hood to show you the skull-shaped markings underneath. You applaud him, relaxing from your spiraling thoughts because both of these giant skeleton snakes are acting so warm and welcoming. Hearing the applause, a miniature Mamba slithers over. He looks you up and down, then joins the Chain and King as they follow you back to the front desk. How convenient!

*You plan to sign papers for the three lamias following you (although the Chain is now carrying the Mamba due to his small size), then search for a Honey Bo, but when you get to the counter, you see Vex trying to budge a full-sized Honey Bo snoozing on the adoption forms wearing what appears to be a miniature Corny as a crown.

*When he sees you trying to hide a giggle, the Corny winks and pats the Honey Bo on his skull. The Honey Bo doesn't even open his eyes, but he does fish a sheaf of adoption forms out of his hoodie pocket and hand them to you. There are exactly five. How did he know? You aren't one to question fate, so you fill out all five forms and leave the shop with your newly adopted lamias.

*Assistant Manager Honey the Papy Puppypapri and Assistant Assistant Manager Poff the skelepupper begin a hushed discussion about which lamia would be the best fit for you. Baby Butter (the Assistant Assistant Manager's Assistant) seizes the opportunity to add his input despite limited knowledge of human language and abysmal typing skills:

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*Edgar quickly pulls the wayward young'un away from his keysmashing, much to lamia's dismay. Honey and Poff peer at the seemingly incomprehensible message...

*The interim management team recommends the following bitties:

Papython (UT! Papyrus): Papythons are very affectionate natural caretakers. Count on a Papython to show both a genuine interest in your pursuits (including hobbies and education) and a genuine concern if he thinks you're overworking yourself.

Corny (UT!Sans): Cornies have never overworked a day in their collective lives, and a Corny will make it his mission to ensure that plenty of breaks, snacks, and naps are taken. A Corny may not actively join you in your hobbies, but he'll always be nearby with a joke and a smile.

Chain (SF!Papyrus): Chains share a unique SOULbond with their adopters that helps them sense that person's emotions. A Chain will know if you're stressed or anxious and suggest a book and a snuggle or a video game to help you relax.