Matthias: *watching Wesper aggressively make out on a couch*
Matthias: it's like watching a badly scripted p*rn*
Nina: yeah so is this
Matthias: *turns*
Matthias: *see Kaz and Inej staring intently at one another*
Matthias:...
Matthias: how? how is their staring contest more sexually charged than whatever those two are doing *gestures vaguely toward Wesper*
Nina, eyes wide with confusion and disbelief: I know right
Matthias:...I feel like I should look away
Nina: *waves him off* yeah you do that
Helnik: *continues staring*






