Part Fifteen: Mimic
âTalk Show Host Takes Punch While Defending Partner from Bigotâ.
âEnraged Football Player Canned After Disastrous Assaultâ.
âCelebrity Twink Gets Decked by Malicious Meatheadâ.
So many wonderful headlines had popped up since that incident with Mike. Well, that last one was a little⊠Humiliating. But he was fixing it. All it took was a little white out and a sharpie, and heâd have a better headline to add to his little collection. Maybe it was a bit messed up to take so much pride in this, but he didnât care. His black eye was healed all now and he deserved the chance to enjoy this.
âAnd⊠There!â
Just then, Snail walked through the door, and cocked an eyebrow up at the magazines he had scattered all over the table. âThe hellâs all that?â
Daniel preened himself. âArticles about my bravery in the face of discrimination, of course. I got all the ones I could find as little mementos.â
Snail stepped closer so they could read the headlines. A thoughtful look was on their face. Not quite a smile, but he could tell they were happy. Maybe it was just the bad memories tied with it. âYeah, this is pretty cool.â
Thatâs when their eyes finally landed on the magazine in his lap. And they laughed in his face.
âCelebrity Hunk? Um, you sure thatâs the right article?â
âOf course it is,â he hissed, face hot. How could they see through it? He touched it up perfectly! So he pointed to the smiling photo of himself that was probably gotten off the internet. âThatâs me!â
Snail only kept laughing. Full belly laughs that had them hunched over and gasping. To which Daniel huffed and gave them a scathing glare. It wasnât that funny. Damn it all, maybe just leaving it as was wouldâve been less hurtful to his pride.
âNext time you try to change something like that,â they wheezed out when they had mostly sobered up, âtry to make it more believable.â
âI can be a hunkâŠâ
They got that tight-lipped look like they were about to laugh again. And he didnât want to go through another round of being humiliated by his boyfriend, thanks.
âAnyway, the best part about this is,â he said, cutting off the bark of laughter that had flown out their mouth, âthat Mikeâs reputation is a little in shambles. And heâs facing some mean consequences.â A coy smile took over his face as he held up the magazine on his lap. âOr so Iâve heard.â
Their eyebrows shot up, and all humor left their face. âOh yeah? Cool, cool.â
And now was the hard part of this conversation.
âAlso,â he began, setting the magazine down with the rest, âIâm going to try and get a protective order against him. Just in case.â
They let out a sigh, like they knew his exact reasoning for that decision, and plopped down right next to him. âThatâs really unnecessary, you know.â
âHe doesnât live in town,â Daniel argued, âYou told me that. He had no reason to be here. Except one.â
They had nothing to say to that. Hell, they couldnât even look at him.
âI just want to do as much as I can,â he explained softly as he scooted closer to them. His heart warmed at how smoothly they put their arm around him. âSince you donât want anything to do with him anymore, Iâll take all that off your shoulders. But there is something I have to ask you.â
Their face softened a bit, but they still shot him a suspicious side-eye. âWhat?â
Just to ease them, he pressed a kiss to their jaw. âWell, of course thereâs going to be some kind of bullshit hearing in court. It might help my case if youâre able to be there and talk about what happened.â As soon as Snail tensed, he quickly added, âBut. You donât have to. Iâm fairly sure I can win by myself. But Iâm putting it out there that if you want to, you can help.â
â...Is he going to be there?â
âNo, I donât think so.â
Their face screwed up. Then they let out a sigh. âI donât know.â
âThatâs fine. Like I said, you donât have to.â
They glanced over at him, face unreadable. âYouâre really⊠Taking me in consideration a lot, huh?â
He blinked. âWell, why wouldnât I?â
âDunno,â they answered with a half-smile. It was almost a little sad. âSorry. Guess itâs just nice to have that for once.â
âWell, lucky for you, youâre not gonna have to go without it anytime soon,â he half-joked. âI think Iâm gonna keep you around for a bit longer.â
Thankfully, they snorted and raised an eyebrow up at him, with a deadpan reply of, âOh really?â
âReally.â In a bold move, he pulled himself onto their lap, straddling them so he could lean in real close to their face. âYouâre pretty good looking. Can make good tea. You know how to stroke my ego- thatâs very important.â
At that point, they had a bit of a grin on their face. âYeah, I can stroke your dick pretty well too. Thatâs important, right?â
Their hands made their way to his hips and held on tightly, making his mouth fumble a bit in getting words out, âI- yes, exactly. Among other things.â
âOther things?â they repeated coyly as their wily hands of theirs slowly moved to his ass. âLike what? Iâm just dying to know.â
âOh, you know,â he answered and pressed himself closer against them, eyes half-lidded. He could already feel himself getting a little worked up. âLike, letâs see⊠Being able to pin me down and fu-â
Buzz-buzz!
âOh my god,â he snapped, pulling his phone out of his pocket. âFucking interns, I swear, if they cockblock me, theyâre going to regret it.â
But, to his surprise, the text he got was from no one in his contacts. Odd.
Unknown: So I see youâve been making headlines lately.
âSomething wrong?â Snail asked with a concerned frown.
âI donât know who the fuck this is,â Daniel muttered, already working on a rather snippy reply, âor how they got my number, but Iâm not putting up with this shit right now. Let me just get this fucker off my back and we can get back to it.â
Who the hell is this? And how the fuck do you know me?
Snailâs hands slid up to his back, light touches keeping his mind from buzzing too much. It was like his brain was replaced by a swarm of angry hornets. But he took a deep breath, and waited patiently.
Unknown: Jumpy, arenât we? Well, I canât blame you. This is what I get for changing my number. Anyway, it seems like things are rather stressful for you right now, so I thought Iâd just check up on my favorite little protege. Itâs been so long, after all. But Iâm sure you can guess who I am now.
Cold washed over him. He reread the message a number of times, searching for any clue that could make the theory stuck in his head wrong. But no.
It was them.
Each heartbeat in his chest felt like a painful squeeze. He scrambled off Snailâs lap while his lungs tried working to get some damn air. It was like tunnel vision- all he could see were the stairs, the way to escape. Even Snailâs words didnât quite break through the haze as he rushed up and locked himself away in the first room he could get to.
Years had passed since they left him. And now they were back. What did that mean? Were they keeping their promise?
A knock on the door. âDaniel? You doing okay?â
His throat tightened. No, he wasnât doing okay, you moronic fuckhead. But the lie slipped out of his mouth all too easily. âYeah, sorry, I just⊠Need a moment.â
âOkayâŠâ
His phone buzzed in his hand, and he immediately felt like he was going to throw up. But that was just excitement, of course. He was happy they were back. Just overwhelmed. Thatâs all.
Unknown: I take it youâre in shock? Well, whenever you see this, Iâll be stopping by your house tomorrow evening. Thereâs important things we need to discuss, after all. Like the future of the show, and your choice in⊠Partners. Surely you couldâve found someone a little better for you?
Sure, Snail wasnât refined, but they made him happy. And thatâs what really mattered, right? Maybe his reputation was a little question now, sure, but⊠He was happy.Â
He was.
Was he?
Finally, after struggling with the lead weights his hands had become, he sent back a message.
I donât think you have much of a say in whoâs âbetter for meâ.
Unknown: Oh, so you know best now, is that it? You really think you donât need my input anymore? Fine, I guess I could just find someone else to turn my focus to. Iâm sure another young, handsome star in the making is in need of some guidance. You can just stagnate like youâve been doing, I really donât care.
Stagnate? He hadnât been stagnating. He looked over the numbers, viewership has only been going up. But⊠They were always better at reading that sort of thing. Maybe they knew something he didnât? Maybe viewers werenât coming in as fast as before? But he thoughtâŠ
Sorry, Iâm just out of it right now. Iâd love your help, really.
Unknown: Of course. You know Iâm always happy to lend a hand. Iâll be there around seven to pick you up. A little dinner date sounds like a nice way to catch up.
Theyâd never taken him out to dinner before. Or agreed back when heâd constantly invite them. But things were different now, it seemed.
Alright, sounds like a plan.
It was just then he realized he had already made plans with Snail. Well, as much of a plan as them coming over and spending the night could be. But theyâd understand, he could have them over some other night.
He left what he now realized was the guest bathroom and made his way back down to the living room. His body was on autopilot, seating him on the couch about as far from Snail as he could be. Nothing seemed quite right anymore. They saw something in Snail that he couldn't, apparently. What the hell was it?
âYou look like youâre gonna puke,â Snail commented, eyebrows furrowed together as they scrutinized him. âAre you sure youâre okay?â
âIâm fine,â he insisted. But there was a little thought in the back of his head. Be honest. And, well, even now he couldnât resist it. âJust⊠Someone I thought was long gone texted me. Threw me for a loop. Weâre going to have dinner tomorrow.â He gave them an apologetic look when that scowl took over their face. âItâs the only time theyâre free.â
A lie. But it was fine. They let out a little huff and leaned back, arms thrown across the back of the couch. Like they were inviting him to curl up next to them.
As much as he wanted to stay on his own side, he found himself doing it anyway. Their touch, once again, calmed his head down a bit. Softly, he said, âHow about I come over and stay with you on Saturday?â
They scrunched their nose up for a moment. âAh, fuck. I need to clean if weâre doing that.â
He rolled his eyes at them. âWell, you have all day tomorrow to do it. So you better get it done. I want that place spotless by the time I get there.â
âOf course, your highness,â they replied with a hint of snark. But luckily for them, they offset it with a kiss to his cheek. âAnything for my pretty princess.â
That comment got them a raised eyebrow. To which they gave a cocky grin in return. Well, heâd let them call him a princess if they wanted. But only if they kept calling him pretty too.
This was the fourth time he stabbed his fork into his food without the intention of taking a bite. He felt like a child, picking at it, moving little bits of chicken around so he could look like he was eating. So he could pretend that his stomach was working with him.
âYouâre awfully quiet over there.â
He looked up at them. It was a little hard just taking them in again like this. Especially with the wrinkles deeply settled under their eyes. Like the definitive proof of the passing of time.
âIâm just thinking,â he answered, voice soft and complacent. The last thing he wanted was to make them angry now. Not when things seemed to be on good terms.
âAbout?â
Their tone gave away that they already knew. But of course, they had always been able to read him like a book. So he took a deep breath, and finally asked the question that had been plaguing him this whole time.
âWhy now?â
A thoughtful look took over their face. âWell⊠I felt like now was the best time. Youâre a star now, of course, butâŠâ Concern shone in their eyes. âIâm also worried about you. And the people you bring into your life.â
He grew tense. âYou mean Snail?â
They stuck their nose up. âYes. Them. I donât think theyâre good for you, Daniel.â
âWhy?â he barked out, knuckles turning white as he held tightly onto his fork. âYou donât know them. You donât even know me anymore. You canât just fucking disappear for almost a decade and come back thinking you can dissect the people in my life again!â
âDaniel,â they said calmly, fingers laced together on the table. âYouâre causing a scene. I thought we were going to discuss this like adults.â
That tone immediately cowed him. This was just one step before⊠Well, something bad. And he didnât want to go through that again.
âSorry,â he said, eyes downcast. âBut I love them. And they love me too. Weâre happy together.â
âDo they really?â they asked. âBecause Iâm not so sure.â
It was like he took an icicle to the heart. âWhat makes you say that?â
They sighed and pinned him with a pitying look. âYou poor boy. Itâs just, well⊠To me, it seems like this Snail is only using you. I mean, think about it. What could they possibly see in you besides fame, fortune, and a pretty face?â
He opened his mouth to say something. One of the many qualities he had. But nothing came out. For some reason, he couldnât think of a single thing. Had he ever even been able to think of something before?
âPeople like to use stars like us,â they said, reaching across to place a comforting hand on his own. âNow I donât claim to know the exact reason, but⊠It only makes sense that theyâd have one.â
âThatâs not true,â he argued weakly.Â
âTell me, how did you two meet?â
He narrowed his eyes at them, then answered slowly, âThey tried getting into a function I was attending. I helped them out, and we got to talking after that.â
At first that memory only held mortification for him. But after a while, heâd spend occasional moments reminiscing fondly about it. Over a cup of tea, or maybe while sitting next to Snail. But nowâŠÂ
Now he could only see a conspiracy.
âThat settles it,â they said, pulling their hand back with an outraged scowl. âWould someone like that really show up to a formal function out of the blue? I think not.â
âYou donât know what brought them there,â he said. It was the one thing he held onto. The one little fact that kept him from breaking down right then and there. Snail wouldnât use him. They wouldnât. And didnât.
But fear ran down his spine as they turned their nose up and practically glared down at him. âYou donât know either.â
He didnât have an argument for that. Yeah, he never bothered asking what they hell they were trying to do back then. It never mattered. And it still didnât.
âEven if they do love you,â they said after they let him stew for a moment, âDo you really need someone who lets you get assaulted by some ruffian? Someone who doesnât match you in any visible way? People are only going to question this relationship, Daniel. And if they donât see integrity in your partner, they wonât see it in you.â
âIâŠâ
âLook, no one is saying that you have to end things with them,â they said, voice now soft and caring. âIâm just telling you things as I see them. You're an adult, you can make decisions for yourself. I just want you to make one with all the facts in front of you. And when youâve made your choice, you can contact me and Iâll help you out however I can.â
Something about this didnât seem right. âBut-â
âIâve never been wrong before, have I?â
Had they? He honestly couldnât remember. At least not for sure. It was something he didnât want to think about, either. And what was he even going to say? That was lost too. But it was probably for the best. They really never steered him wrong before. At least, not unless he fought too hard and made them.
â...No. You havenât.â












