#protagonist 4

Now you all know that I find Jacob super dreamy. And I’ll be disappointed if the rest of you don’t too

Bonus!

O O F- 

Perun’s absolutely terrible in this, surprising no one

Also welcome to part 4! 

Part 3

Part 2

Oooooo! Let’s GO! Shino is husband material

Protag 3 x Shino

Shino and Protag 3 would be A M A Z I N G for each other

because Portag 3 would provide all the ego boosts that Shino would need and Shino would keep Protag 3 from being taken advantage of (he’s too nice for his own good he needs to be protected).

Protag 3 would 10/10 be into soft PDA, like Shino would always have an arm resting on Portag 3′s hip; that or, Protag 3 would have his arm linked with Shino’s. Either way they are v, v, v soft with PDA and each other in general. It’s cute

Shino was the one to ask Protag 3 out and, yes, it was the Valentine day event, how did you know???

Protag 3 cried, Shino freaked out, they ate lunch together. It was a good day

Shino only let’s Protag 3 pet/brush him. His fur has actually significantly gotten glossier because of Portag 3′s constant care.

It’s very stress relieving for Protag 3

 Protag 3 gets really flustered with how romantic Shino is, he’s not embarrassed or anything, he actually really likes it, it’s just his heart sometimes can’t take it and he feels like he’s on cloud 9

HE JUST LOVES SHINO A LOT OK??????????

God forbid anyone ever actually hurts Portag 3′s feelings because they will die- Shino does not mess around with that shit. You make him cry, prepare to lose your life motherfucker

These two adopt Tadatomo and Moritaka. I don’t make the rules

It was a little weird at first but they fell into it pretty easily because Protag 3 already momed the shit out of them anyway, what’s the big deal now?

SHINO AND PROTAG 3 GIVE EACH OTHER SOFT FOREHEAD KISSES AND IT IS ADORABLE

Shino has a really soothing voice so, sometimes, if Protag 3 can’t sleep, he’ll read something to him

So far their favorite books include: The Great Gatsby, The Giver, The Iron Trials, and Interview With a Vampire series

They like to go out for picnics on late nights and look at the stars

They’re just really cute and in love and it’s soft ok??? I LIVE for shit like that

Protag 4 x Shino

SHINO WOULD SHOWER HIM IN LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT

Protag 4 would be really... intimidated at first because, oh my lord???? genuine emotion?????? Blasphemy

Anyway, Shino would ease him into it and it would be a lovely time where he cries out his emotions and ruins his mascara into Shino’s shirt and it just,,,, it’s a good thing for him. He’s not used to good things, and Shino is defiantly  a good thing for Protag 4 

Protag 4 and Shino are high key fashionistas (you can’t convince me that Shino isn’t, have you seen his sprites? This is a man who will spit on you in gucci and you will enjoy it) so these two will go and try on so many clothes

It’s some soft dates of sassing people and looking good

It took forever for Shino to get comfortable with the fact that Protag 4 has literally no filter so sometimes the dirtiest shit is spewed from his mouth and SHINO IS NEVER READY FOR IT

Protag 4 likes to cook and Shino is always honored to be his taste tester because damn, he makes some good ass food

Shino likes to randomly pick up Protag 4 and spin him around and it IS CUTE

Protag 4 never sits in a seat. He’ll always sit on Shino’s lap

It freaked Shino out the first couple of times, now he expects it so he’s all chill

Shino likes to grab Protag 4 by the waist? He just likes how thin his waist is especially when he’s in a dress

He really likes when Protag 4 wears a kimono

He thinks she looks so pretty

Shino can style hair pretty good and will do Protag 4′s hair once in a while

They like to dress fancy for no reason

Shy boys are best boys

Also THIS ASK IS GONNA BE SPICEY, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED 👐👐

Daisuke x Protag 2

It'd take a bit for Daisuke to be comfortable with sex in the first place

Like, they'd have to be together for at least a year or so until they actually take that next step

And even then he'd most likely wear his mask the first time he'd get intimate with Protag 2

He gets really nervous because of how pretty she is and he's already hella shy AND baby be insecure, so the thought of sex makes his head want to explode because he's terrified that he's not gonna be good enough

So when the topic if sex comes up they really talk about it, Daisuke's a mess but you bet your ass that he talks about it with her seriously

And if this is both of their first times, you bet your fucking ass that Protag 2 will watch porn and shit to figure shit out

She also goes to Hogen and asks him because, well, you know

And after Hogen being Hogen (and Protag 2 almost beating his ass) he actually gives her really good advice and answers all of her questions, he also gets her condoms and even plan B (I'm assuming they aren't shooting for a baby??? (And they practice S A F E S E X))

Anyway, so they finally prepare for this shit, right?

Daisuke has his mask on, he's ready to go, Protag 2 is ready to go and they start off slow

There's a lot of touches and praise throughout the experience, just continuous communication

And Daisuke is actually doing great at first, he's taking the lead: soft kisses, soft touches, all that good jazz

And then the clothes come off and he freezes like a deer in the headlights

And then Protag 2 takes over and she's a very gentle dom

They end up going with good ol' missionary since, A) easy B) they can look at each other

It ends up being a super tender experience and 10/10 they would do it again

Krampus x Protag 2

Similarly to Daisuke, this baby, our boi Krampus, is a very shy baby and it takes him a bit before he actually takes that next step

And they also talk about it, the difference is tho, is that Protag 2 had to, like, corner Krampus because 1) he gets so embarrassed when they talk about it and 2) he's so afraid of that next step because??? What if he crushes her?????

Anyway, they have to talk about it so many times and Protag 2 is like, I'm about to learn BONDAGE JUST SO WE CAN GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD >:((((( (but not really, she's just frustrated because she could benchpress him and he insults her by thinking he's gonna squish her)

Anyway, by the time she convinces him it's gonna be alright, she's ready to go and an excuted nervous because FINALLY

So they start, and again similarly to with Daisuke they take it slow, ease into it, the other dfference tho is that Krampus gets INTO IT

He's stays in a dominate position and takes care of Protag 2, he learns that he really enjoys giving

LOTS OF SMOOCHES

They do end up going with the cowgirl position tho because Krampus' fear of squishing Protag 2 was that strong

Another good time that they 10/10 will do again

(Also Krampus would totes be into role play, can't cinvince me otherwise, OH AND L E A T H E R-)

The more times they do it, the more comfortable he gets about the entire situation, so he becomes a very good dom ;)

Gullinbursti x Protag 4

OK, OK, SO, GULLINBURSTI HAS A BREEDING KINK, FUCK YOU,IT'S CANON

Anyway, since that's out of the way-

They have some kinky ass sex ok?

Like, everyone is fulfilled in this (I say everyone, there's only two: Protag 2 and Gullin- because like he'll he'd let someone else in on Protag 4)

Protag 4 has to show Gullin the ropes at first but dude's a really quick learner so, he figures it out

He's a tad sloppy at first not gonna lie; he's super eager and super impatient

So Protag 4 has to be really vocal about stuff that he likes or doesn't like

They actually usually play music so that Gullin can match his thrusts to the rhythm of the music

The type of music depends onthe type of mood they want to go for

Gullin has the stamina of a god, no one can hold that boar back

Protag 4 takes birth control JUST IN CASE, because idk the specifics of his role, but if it's similar to Temu's then Protag 4 better watch out

Anyway, good times all around with this one, another 10/10 experience

Ok, so like, hear me out

I know Kirito is an absolute bitch weasel

You know- you’re dog knows- fuck, even your Grandma knows it

BUT, I offer my case: ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS

this is self indulgent as fuck, but I’m dying and I need all of you to come down with me or watch me sink ok???? Your choice tho

BUT, ANYWAY

So like, I have this super vivid image of Protag 4, or I’m just gonna go with Alex, because, yeah, So anyway, Alex is very sexually active, like, this pa; is horny 25/8 and has too much time on his hands (even tho no one knows how)  so he’s so up for selling his body for a quick cash grab

In comes in Kirito because this chaotic ho would for sure be into some crazy shit

so like, anyway, Alex and Kirito run into each other one night, Alex isn’t supposed to be out past his curfew but like, when has he listened to rules am I right? and Kirito is looking for trouble 

And boy does he find it

In the form of Alex

So these two do not like each other, I want to preface, like, Alex genuinely hates this dude and Kirito is just, disgusted by the Protags in general

So they fight and blows are exchanged and adrenaline is rushing through both of them and all of a sudden they’re kissing and holy shit things are getting heated and are they really going to do the dirty in an alley way

You bet your fucking ass they are

Because I thought for a hot minute, ‘oh yeah, they would totes go to Kirito’s dingy ass apartment that he managed to snag in the sketchy part of town’ but then I remembered who these two are...

Anyway, so after that night, they like, come to an agreement that they’ll only contact each other when they want to do the dirty again

And thus this becomes a common occurrence

Little did they know some complicated feelings were about to slam into them like a freight train on crack because hoooo boy, does it

so, Alex over here does not get attached to Kirito in an emotional sense, but he does get attached to him in a physical sense because

oh no

what is this I smell??

Unrequited love??????

Damn, Toji, why you so dense my dude?????

Anyway, so Alex has a thing for Toji and he doesn’t know how to cope with it because he doesn’t feel that he’s good enough for him because of how much he makes his money, and he doesn’t want to disappoint Toji

So he ends up kinda????? using Kirito as a????? Substitute????? For the physical contact he craves from Toji??????

While Kirito is over here having an actual melt down because OH NO- MORE UNREQUITED LOVE???? But, like, at Alex because dumbass got his feelings involved 

So these two are extra angry when they have their meet ups, especially since Alex knows about Kirito’s feelings for him 

And he likes to play with them, because, he’s a bitch

Also Kirito fucking hates Toji

So each of them has some gnarly scars from each other

like, I’m working on a comic for this ok???????? This is how invested I am in this stupid ass ship

This is a very toxic relationship tho if you couldn’t have guessed already 

No fun times for anyone because Kirito and Alex progressively get worse and worse towards each other as time goes on to the point where Alex can’t open his eye because of how hard Kirito hit him and Kiri over there is missing a tooth or two because of how hard Alex kicked him 

So like, yeah, this ship is a fucking disaster and it’s a guilty pleasure of mine and I have no defense for myself