#fuuuucking

(read this in Elliot’s voice.)

What’s it take to make a hero? What? I always thought it was, for me anyway, a thirst for adventure. Thinking fast. Trying to balance the scale of good and bad, stay on the right side of that... be the weight to help tip it. Dedication, sacrifice. A cop is only as balanced, as good as their partner.

I served alongside Captain Benson for over a decade. I quickly learned that my idea of heroism was just that...my idea. Where compassion meets a brilliant mind and a heavy hand, you find Olivia Benson. You find a true hero. She has a remarkable sense of leadership that we all can learn from. If you have someone to make you rethink your strategy, you have new doors opening, new paths for yourself, career. For your family. My family would not be the same without her impact on all of us.

We are here tonight to celebrate one of New York City’s finest to ever hit the pavement. Here’s to following the well lit way. To Captain Benson. Congratulations, Olivia. Nobody deserves it more than you.

*written in blue ink instead of black, at the bottom of the page*

Ok, so like, hear me out

I know Kirito is an absolute bitch weasel

You know- you’re dog knows- fuck, even your Grandma knows it

BUT, I offer my case: ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS

this is self indulgent as fuck, but I’m dying and I need all of you to come down with me or watch me sink ok???? Your choice tho

BUT, ANYWAY

So like, I have this super vivid image of Protag 4, or I’m just gonna go with Alex, because, yeah, So anyway, Alex is very sexually active, like, this pa; is horny 25/8 and has too much time on his hands (even tho no one knows how)  so he’s so up for selling his body for a quick cash grab

In comes in Kirito because this chaotic ho would for sure be into some crazy shit

so like, anyway, Alex and Kirito run into each other one night, Alex isn’t supposed to be out past his curfew but like, when has he listened to rules am I right? and Kirito is looking for trouble 

And boy does he find it

In the form of Alex

So these two do not like each other, I want to preface, like, Alex genuinely hates this dude and Kirito is just, disgusted by the Protags in general

So they fight and blows are exchanged and adrenaline is rushing through both of them and all of a sudden they’re kissing and holy shit things are getting heated and are they really going to do the dirty in an alley way

You bet your fucking ass they are

Because I thought for a hot minute, ‘oh yeah, they would totes go to Kirito’s dingy ass apartment that he managed to snag in the sketchy part of town’ but then I remembered who these two are...

Anyway, so after that night, they like, come to an agreement that they’ll only contact each other when they want to do the dirty again

And thus this becomes a common occurrence

Little did they know some complicated feelings were about to slam into them like a freight train on crack because hoooo boy, does it

so, Alex over here does not get attached to Kirito in an emotional sense, but he does get attached to him in a physical sense because

oh no

what is this I smell??

Unrequited love??????

Damn, Toji, why you so dense my dude?????

Anyway, so Alex has a thing for Toji and he doesn’t know how to cope with it because he doesn’t feel that he’s good enough for him because of how much he makes his money, and he doesn’t want to disappoint Toji

So he ends up kinda????? using Kirito as a????? Substitute????? For the physical contact he craves from Toji??????

While Kirito is over here having an actual melt down because OH NO- MORE UNREQUITED LOVE???? But, like, at Alex because dumbass got his feelings involved 

So these two are extra angry when they have their meet ups, especially since Alex knows about Kirito’s feelings for him 

And he likes to play with them, because, he’s a bitch

Also Kirito fucking hates Toji

So each of them has some gnarly scars from each other

like, I’m working on a comic for this ok???????? This is how invested I am in this stupid ass ship

This is a very toxic relationship tho if you couldn’t have guessed already 

No fun times for anyone because Kirito and Alex progressively get worse and worse towards each other as time goes on to the point where Alex can’t open his eye because of how hard Kirito hit him and Kiri over there is missing a tooth or two because of how hard Alex kicked him 

So like, yeah, this ship is a fucking disaster and it’s a guilty pleasure of mine and I have no defense for myself