Cryptid AU scenario: It’s a nice calm night until a great light appears in the sky and a flying saucer descends into the forest. “ALIENS!” Some scream with fear (Formaggio, Ghiaccio, Prosciutto), others with fascination (Melone). But they all have one hope: Those aliens better be fucking friendly.
ALIENS!!!! part 2
“OH MY GOD ITS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN!!!!” Melone screams with excitement as he bounces down the dirt trail to where the saucer landed. Ghiaccio on the other hand isn’t too excited, more like scared out of his mind. He runs after Melone trying his hardest to get him to go back to the cabin.
“THIS THING IS PROBABLY HOSTILE!” Ghiaccio yells as he chases after Melone, “WHAT IF YOU GET KIDNAPPED AND EXPERIMENTED ON!?”
“That’d be hot!” Melone says half joking and Ghiaccio gags. As they run down the path they are soon joined by a Jersey Devil running at full speed towards the UFO. “Hello Prosciutto!” Melone greets, “Are you excited to see the alien as well?”
“Hell no! If anything I’m going to kill it!” Prosciutto says gnashing his teeth, “This motherfucker isn’t going to get his hands on Risotto, not if I have anything to say about it!”
“Okay neat! When you kill him I get to dissect the body!” Melone bounces up and down with excitement, and Ghiaccio is seriously wondering if the Alien isn’t what he should be afraid of here. “Hey you mind if I hitch a ride on you? Ghiaccio’s being pissy.”
“Sure!” Prosciutto says. Melone hops onto the Jersey Devil back and the beast speeds towards the Flying Saucer with Ghiaccio hot on his trail. When they finally reach the UFO they all stare up at it in awe, never in their lives have they seen something so breathtaking. But then... they spot the Alien!
Its green. Green and gross looking, with strange tendril like hair, sharp teeth, and its skin is layered and bloody almost looking like a kind of fungus. And soon they all notice that to their horror, as the Alien walks back to its ship, it has Illuso underneath its arm.
Illuso croaks in distress.
“HEY!” Ghiaccio cries out, “LET THE FROG GO YOU MOLDY PIECE OF SHIT!”
The Alien named Cioccolatta turns around and looks at the strange animals he’s never seen before and human with a nasty, crooked grin, “Ohohoho! Can’t say I’ve ever seen your kind before~ Oh how sad, I would love to examine you all as well but I already have this... Strange toad thing.” The Alien says examining Illuso not sure what to make of him, “Oh well! Something to look forward to for the next time I supp-”
Cioccolattas words are cut off when a sharp set of teeth tries to bite into his jugular. Prosciutto had rather rudely thrown Melone off his back to attack the Alien, and now surprisingly Cioccolatta is skillfully dodging the Jersey Devils attacks.
Ghiaccio helps Melone get onto his feet, “Okay Melone! You go get Iluso and I’ll help Prosciutto rip this Alien a new asshole!” The Wendigo snarls.
“Okay!” Melone dashes to where Illuso had been dropped in the scuffle and runs to safety with him. Ghiaccio jumps into the fray and Cioccolatta is unfazed by his assult as well. The dew and moisture surrounding the Wendigo starts to freezes and Cioccolatta chortles disgustingly, in wonder at the Wendigos cryokinesis.
But Ghiaccios claws come a little bit to close and ends up slicing Cioccolattas beautiful face. The Aliens yelps in pain and then runs away like a coward towards his UFO. Cioccolatta bangs on the door of his ship and screams, “SECCO MY BOY OPEN THE DOOR! I’M SERIOUSLY GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!”
From within the ship is a human boy lounging in the captains chair eating all kinds of strange alien candy. Secco ignores Cioccolatta for a moment as he shoves a handful of sweets into his mouth and then pushes a big blue button on the console.
The door opens slowly and Cioccolatta doesn’t waste any time jumping up and crawling through the cracks of the door and then promptly shuts it from the inside. Prosciutto and Ghiaccio both claw at the door trying to get it open but a burst of air comes from the UFO knocking them back as the ship goes up into the sky and flies away.
The Alien is now gone.
“Well that was fun!” Melone exclaims as he walks over to his friends with Illuso in his arms.
“No it wasn’t! I didn’t get to rip his throat out!” Prosciutto complains loundly and Ghiaccio nods his head in agreement.
“Oh well! There’s always next time I suppose, or at least that’s what the Alien said...”
Prosciutto and Ghiaccio both sincerely wish that the Alien comes back so they can properly beat the shit out of it.
