#progress updates

That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Summary: Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)

Complete to: Chapter 11 In Progress: Chapter 11 - 100% Complete Chapter 11 is complete, and just in time for May the Fourth! It's a shorter chapter, but the next one is another long boi. Until then! Date of Progress Update: 5/4/26

How to Dispatch Your Baldy

Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), ワンパンマン | One Punch Man Rating: Mature Summary: The Hero Association dissolves (and good riddance). SDN has the chance of a lifetime to snatch up the extremely popular Demon Cyborg for themselves, with one caveat: they must also hire some random bald guy.

Complete to: Chapter 4 In Progress: Chapter 4 - 100% Complete This is a fun little crossover that I NEED to make because there are NO OTHER OPMxDispatch only crossovers on AO3. I'm not sure how that's even possible, but I plan to be the change I want to see in the world. Date of Progress Update: 5/31/26

Long Noodles

Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies) Rating: Gen Summary: Po is the Dragon Warrior, but everyone has a lot of issues with that. Including Po, who might be getting kidnapped, right now.

Complete! Part of an In-Progress Series "Long Noodles," the second installment of my KFP series "Long Noodles, Long Life" is complete at 7 chapters and 16k words! This fic now includes POVs from Po, Shifu, Tigress, Crane, and Viper! There will be more from this series, but I plan to work on some Star Wars related projects first. Date of Progress Update: 3/31/26

Fox Can't Stop Arresting Jedi

Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen Summary: The one where Fox is way too good at his job.

Complete! Happy May the 4th everybody! Just a short story to celebrate the meme and get back into the swing of Star Wars Date of Progress Update: 5/4/25

Boy, Carry That Weight (Up These Stupid Stairs)

Fandoms: Kung Fu Panda (Movies) Rating: Gen Summary: Po makes it to the Dragon Warrior Tournament. Early. With the noodle cart.

Complete! Part of an In-Progress Series The first installment of the Long Noodles, Long Life series! Finished at around 19.6k words! This plot has been continued! Date of Progress Update: 1/18/26

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crossposting because I want to remember this Journey

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did not have "praying mantis incest" on my butcher's masquerade bingo

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you just know “All Eyes on Me” by Princess Donut is this universe’s Golden by Huntr/x. immediate double platinum. I hope they’re paying her and Beatrice royalties

was trying to think what my cat Minnie's version of the All Eyes on Me song would be and unfortunately the only song I regularly sing to her is one called "Cat Soup"

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mr. dinniman definitely looked at his docket and was like fuck, why did I give the dungeon 18 levels I can’t write 11 more of these

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Progress Update: 31 July 2023

Book One Launch Post (DEMO!) | TFS Patreon (New Benefits!) 🌲

On TFS Patreon, you can use the ‘#public’ tag to explore content that’s open to everyone as a ‘thank you’, including stories, wallpapers, recipes, and a quiz.

Hi Returning Visitors!

I hope you‘re all doing well.

To avoid my usual rambling, I’ve used bullets! 😌 You’ll find some news below, a J snippet that should leave you wanting more, Patreon changes, and more!

Really, I probably should have waited a day to publish this in August, but it’s close enough. 😊 TFS: Book Two is progressing very well.

I recently surpassed a word count milestone while working on some RO branches! Each character is getting special attention. The words keep stacking up every day, fueled by your support and encouragement, as I work away at the outline. This book should be over 1 million words.

You all will be meeting some new characters in Book Two, although deepening the bonds/relationships with the Fernweh Gang is the main focus. There are also a lot of scenes with A. Corvin and more encounters with Ms. Verner, Marjorie, Milton, and even Officer Warren. It’s been so much fun working on the character dynamics and writing MC choices. 📚

✨New TFS Patreon benefits✨: I just updated them a few days ago, so you can read the announcement: here. Now, you can become further lost in Fernweh with monthly updates from Book Two. I’m eager to share spicy/heated Q&A’s and stories 🔥, including one with R. Verner soon. And more!

Here is a snippet from Book Two (Spoilers) 👀!

James

You almost wish there were more buttons to undo…

James's expression is one of concentration, but you know better than to peer too deeply into his intense green eyes, even if you'd prefer to get lost in them than in Fernweh's forests. Some raven hair grazes James's left cheek after having escaped his hair tie.

Jane

You almost wish there were more buttons to undo…

Jane's expression is one of concentration, but you know better than to peer too deeply into her intense green eyes, even if you'd prefer to get lost in them than in Fernweh's forests. Some raven hair grazes Jane's left cheek after having escaped her hair tie.

Thank you for all of your encouragement and support! 💚