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My professor is fucking hilarious!

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What to get a programmer for Christmas
Once you actually find a lot of the computer related shirts and buttons from the 80s you realize programmers and geeks were ….really horny. Like really— and for the computer too. (They’re valid)
Anyways, since is Christmas (eve) I wanted to do a little post of computer related things I think the encom bunch would receive.
Flynn-
He’s the boss with the cheesy mugs. I can see him varying in his collection. 90% of his stuff is either advertising Tron and his other games or goofy stuff from magazines and catalogs. He is really easy to buy for.
Alan-
You think he and Lora are squares but half is just computer innuendo. Other half his he’s just an optimistic dork.
Lora-
She gets to be a part of the funny shirt gang. I can also see her getting this Garfield. It has not left her desk in 20 years
Roy-
Also a button guy, but I can also see him with the unironic “my X got me this shirt and thinks I’m real cool” type.
The shirts come from a magazine Ad in the 80s “ software” thats hilarious
Download Software Used to Get Rovers to the Red Planet
Watching our Perseverance rover safely land on the surface of Mars is the kind of historic feat that gets our adventure-loving hearts racing.
Launching and landing rovers on Mars requires overcoming challenges like defying gravity on two planets, surviving the extreme heat of atmospheric entry, and avoiding rocky obstacles. This takes more than just rocket science – it takes incredible software too.
Did you know that some of the same tried and tested software that helped ensure a safe arrival for Perseverance (and its predecessor, Curiosity) can be downloaded – by you...for free...right now?
Our 2021-22 Software Catalog is full of codes made for space that can be used by entrepreneurs, teachers, gamers, or just about anyone. Whether you are curious about the Martian atmosphere, want to visualize the inside of a volcano, or have an application we’ve never even considered, our software may be able to help. Check out our full site, updated regularly with the latest codes available for download.
Here are a few examples of what you could do with our software!
1. Simulate the Martian atmosphere to prepare spacecrafts for landing
To prepare for exactly what a spacecraft will face on landing day, no matter the location scientists choose, we created software that simulates the Martian atmosphere. The code, Mars (GRAM), is now available to anyone.
We also have a version that simulates Earth's atmosphere, allowing users (especially those in the world of drone design) a way to replicate and design for, potentially dangerous conditions without ever stepping away from the computer.
2. Explore the Red Planet virtually from home with help from the Curiosity rover team
Originally developed for scientists and engineers working on the Curiosity rover mission, OnSight allowed the team a virtual way to walk on and look around Mars. Using an immersive display, such as a virtual reality headset, scientists could see the Red Planet the way a rover would.
This software can also be used to provide virtual experiences of places here on Earth, such as caves and lava fields.
3. Dodge disasters with a risk management tool made for space missions
When preparing for complex space missions, like the upcoming Mars Sample Return mission, it’s crucial to examine how different elements, independently and collectively, impact the probability of success.
But risk management has become an important tool for businesses of all disciplines, from engineering to accounting – and the Space Mission Architecture and Risk Analysis Tool (SMART) could help.
Sound interesting? The NASA software catalog has these and more than 800 additional codes ready for download.
You can also follow our Technology Transfer program on Twitter to learn more about software and technology that can be put to use on Earth.
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I love programming so much

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When you tell people you took an IT class and they automatically assume that you're a qualified tech wizard capable of fixing anything even remotely electronic
>:')
I don't mind helping but please don't be all mad when I can't MAGICALLY FIX YOUR SPEAKERS LIKE DAM, I JUST DID INTERFACES AND CRAP. I'M LOOKING AT THIS FOR FREE!!