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Wifey in question is a sad middle aged man with questionable morals



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"Wifey material!!!"
Wifey in question is a sad middle aged man with questionable morals

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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real people fanfics are so weird I’m sorry it had to be said like are you 12 years old writing about one direction ??? Please grow up
I guess I will 🤷
Wangxian smut on crack
Summary: tf does it sound like to you?
Trigger warnings: I don’t know. I’m drunk. All of them
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Wei yong was horny.
Lan ham was horny too.
They were horny together.
They started kissing in bed.
Lan qirem burst in.
His face was really red.
He was probably mad.
« HOW DARE YOU DISCRACE THE SACRED GROUNDS OF CLOUD RESSESSECES »
Lamb Xichen walked in.
He was very done with this shit.
He grabbed lan qirem by the bun and dragged him out of the room.
Lan quirem was still screaming.
Wei yong and lan ham we’re still kissing.
Wei yong was now naked.
They did the frick frack
Lan ham went squirt in Wei yong.
Wei yongs stomach got really big.
Then he shat out a screaming shixhui.
They called him shit baby
And they all lived happily never after
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at this point, i dont even care if mcr does anything for halloween. im numb.
*numb by linkin park plays in the distance*

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Lana del Rey is sex music (I’m a virgin)
immense emotional suffering + 5 hrs of sleep + no food + cymbalta 60mg + 2 joints + a few shots of vodka = hopefully not feeling anything at all fellas
No offence to Spanish people at all but like if someone called me a Spaniard I’d be so offended. Not bc it’s Spanish. It just sounds so ruined. It’s like be called a spanner. Like oh bitch! But not bc spanner bc spanner’s are proper class but it sounds so rude.